Morning Mirror Edition 827 -16/04/2019 MORNING MIRROR WEBSITE www.morningmirror.africanherd.com Look out for us on Facebook! The Official Morning Mirror Facebook Group. Please contact magskriel@mac.com for information on how to place your advert. Morning Mirror is a publication run for the benefit of Bulawayo's only geriatric and frail care home. EDITORIAL THE DENIM JEANS BRIGADE They call the denim jean the "modern day corset "!! Gone are the days in which one had to suffer through the horrifying tortures of the "two way" or the "slenderella", as corsets used to be named affectionately ..... Well, maybe not affectionately.... I remember Mommy Darling had an appliance made out of thick rubber, rather like those rubber shower mats you get in hotels to stop you from slipping.!! It was made of tubular rubber about 18 inches in length, and you had to actually climb inside the darn thing. Well climb is probably the wrong word to use, squeeze, squirm, squelch your way inside, would be a more appropriate choice of words !! It helped to lather the inside of the corset with talcum powder to make the adipose tissue more sensuously slithery, more malleable and less resistant. The purpose of this machine of indescribable torture was to shape the body - miraculously transform a rather matronly figure into an hourglass shape, holding all the quivering flesh tight and firm and creating a rather more curvaceous arrangement of one's flesh. Lets face it, the desired effect was to look...well...slimmer. But unfortunately that was not the case. For a start, the corset needed to be manufactured out of some sort of nuclear withstanding compound that could only have emanated from NASSA. To cope with the battering that the corset took, the grappling with every ounce of strength a gal had, to apply the tortuous item, there was a considerable amount of abuse sustained by struggling fingers and thumbs. The stubborn body armour needed to be coaxed, nay, bludgeoned over those quivering thunder thighs, grappled desperately past the multitudinous love handles, to sink thankfully and gratefully over the quivering gelatinous belly and then to be coerced even further across the dreaded midriff bulge..... It was a labour of love, a heaving, sweating, extraordinarily exhausting labour of love. (By the way, I still utilise the 'Slenderella's' cylindrical tube to house my knitting needles to this day!!) And to what end I hear you ask Well for beauty of course, for vanity, for pride. Imagine how magnificent Mommy Darling now looked, her gargantuan size was now successfully reduced from a size 22 to a size 20 (around the hips that is) because what Mommy Darling did not realise , and what we all failed dismally to tell her, was that her hips may have reduced in size, but all that flesh had to go somewhere, and now her ample bosom looked the size of a block of flats !!! To say nothing of her knees !!! It was pure weight displacement, nothing else, poor Mom, she was totally exhausted but in vain oblivion to her plight, and one thing was for sure, NO ONE was going to enlighten her !! My goodness, that was a long preamble, what I was really trying to tell you girls, is that the corset as Mum knew it, has now made way for the much more alluring denim jean brigade...... It is a miracle is it not The jeans strain pleasantly over the vast derriere, it is probably an optical illusion but the butt possibly looks a tad smaller......but HOLD ON.....what has happened to the size of our knees !!!! And why do I have difficulty in breathing, is it because my midriff is now tucked uncomfortably but securely under my solar plexus. Ah Vanity ... thy name is Woman...... but grateful thanks to Mr Levi !! ++++ Watchdog !! NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE AGM OF THE BULAWAYO THEATRE CLUB WILL TAKE PLACE ON FRIDAY 26TH APRIL AT 12 O CLOCK AT THE THEATRE ++++ 2) Notices and Events QUEEN MARY HOUSE will be hosting a 'May Day' market on Wednesday 1st May 2019 at Zonkiziziwe Shopping Complex, Bradfield from 9am till 3pm. 1st May is a public holiday so why not pop down and do a bit of shopping at our huge array of stalls and then stop for a cup of tea and a scone at the Queen Mary House Tea stall or if you prefer a little gin & tonic at Leah's 'Gin & Bear it' tent. There will be food stalls and live music so hopefully an enjoyable day for everyone. See you there! ++++ Upcoming Events at the Museum The Dynasties Continues Join us every Wednesday at 1 pm for Sir David Attenborough's new series from BBC Earth.Follow the true stories of five of the world's most celebrated, yet endangered animals. Each in a heroic struggle against rivals and against the forces of nature, these families fight for their own survival and for the future of their dynasties. Tiger 24thApril. A Bengal Tiger raise four cubs to adulthood Upcoming Talk:-Monday 15th April at 1pm visiting scientist Dr Albert Chakona from the South African Institute for Aquatic Biodiversity, Rhodes University will present a'Nation-wide inventory and distribution of freshwater fishes and frogs in Zimbabwe' Friends of Museum AGM at The Grange 4th May 14.30 for 15.00 Possibly the oldest surviving building in modern Bulawayo is Dawson's Store, part of the historical centre that became The Grange Hotel. Built in the 1880s, it was a trading post run by James Dawson in the 'Whiteman's Town' next to King Lobengula's royal capital of Bulawayo [eMahlabathini]. During the Anglo-Ndebele War of 1893 most Europeans took flight in the immediate months prior to the conflict. However, two men remained, staunch friends of the King - William Filmer Usher and James Fairbairn. With the destruction of the Ndebele capital as British South Africa Company forces advanced, these two men took refuge on the roof of Dawson's store, the only substantial brick building remaining. Protected by the word of the King, there they remained until the invading forces arrived. This building, although modified in the last 126 years, remains and we will be entertained by several talks on the events and personalities involved in this and later history of this site and the SauersTown suburb. Directions:-. The Grange - northern end of Kenilworth Road, Sauers Town. For those who don't know where this is take the Victoria Falls Road, turn right at the old Portuguese Club onto Jacaranda Avenue. Cross the stream and take the second road to the left [Kenilworth]. Proceed straight to the very end where there is a gate leading off to the left with a sign The Grange. Bring chairs and refreshments. Join the Friends and Support the museum. All welcome. Holiday Movieswill start on Friday 12th April at 10am $4/person. Weds 24th April: The Lego Movies 2 Thurs 25th April: The Grinch Fri 26thApril: Ralph breaks the internet ++++ THE ACADEMY AND PERFORMING ARTS BULAWAYO ALL EVENTS IN THE ROBERT SIBSON HALL Wednesday 20 March at 7.00 p.m. Gorecki: The Symphony of Sorrowful Songs /Europakonzert 2013 from Prague Castle Gorecki s Symphony of Sorrowful Songs was a musical sensation: the 1992 first recording reached the No.1 spot in the classical album list - and, quite incredibly, reached No.6 in the popular album chart as well. Gorecki was initially inspired by a message scratched on the wall of a Gestapo prison and each of the symphony s three movements sets a sorrowful song . The first is a 15th-century Polish lament of Mary, mother of Jesus, at the foot of the Cross, the second a message written on the wall of a Gestapo cell during World War II, and the third a Silesian folk song of a mother searching for her son killed by the Germans. In the film by Tony Palmer, widely acknowledged as his masterpiece, a performance of the symphony is intercut with an interview with the composer, newsreels of famine and war and specially-shot sequences of the composer s visit to Auschwitz. 'This film is a major work of art in itself.' [The Guardian] 'The final shot shows a bemused-looking Gorecki unable to find words for things he has seen. It is a tribute to the power of the music as well as the images that this film often reduced me to tears.' [BBC] An annual event for the Berlin Philharmonic is the May Day concert and in 2013 the concert came from the Spanish Hall of Prague Castle when the programme included: Vaughan Williams: Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis Dvo ak: Biblical Songs op. 99 Beethoven: Symphony No. 6 in F major Op. 68 - Pastoral 'This is a lovely disc offering an agreeable mix of popular and lesser known works beautifully played and recorded.' [CD Choice] 'Too often the Pastoral receives hackneyed and perfunctory performances, but here we return to a realisation of how great this symphony can be.' [Amazon] Admission: $3.00 [free to Red Carpet members] As usual in April we ll be taking a bit of time off over Easter and the Trade Fair! We're back in May with the following programme: Thursdays 2, 9, 16 May Bodyguard Friday 3 May Concert including Saint-Saens' Organ Symphony Friday 10 May Tchaikovsky: John Cranko's Onegin Friday 17 May The Sound Of Music ++++ 3) Congratulations ++++ 4) Condolences/In Memoriam/Wreath Funds Colin Randell: I was so very sad to hear that Colin has passed on. This notice brings back many memories of days gone by, when the farming communities of Umgusa and Nyamandhlovu were thriving. My sincerest condolences to Anne and the families. Fondly remembered by Carole Aveley ++++ COLIN RANDELL I am sure I am among many who are so sad to hear of the passing of Colin. I can remember when he started on his farm at Umgusa. Two Rondavels was his accommodation....whilst he built up the farm. John Paddon lived on the farm next door, and a whole crowd of us had some happy times at those to farms boating on the dam and making merry. It was a long time ago. But how the farm evolved into a lovely home with Anne at the helm and the families all together. What a joy Love to all the family from Val Taylor in Cape Town ++++ 5) ROSES AND RASPBERRIES ++++ 6) Pets Pet Hilton Kennels and Cattery for the best care of your pet when going away, or when your bitch is in season. Nick available to do parlour work on all breeds; and to train dogs for domestic use (when over 1 year old). Tel Margaret Bernard on 2242979 or 0775 043983 for enquiries or bookings....... ++++ 8) Bulawayo News SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS APPEAL FOR HELP Our shop shelves are bare, our kennels are struggling, Pease help! We need to restock our shop shelves and would appreciate any unwanted saleable household goods, books, magazines, jam jars, clothing, ornaments, glassware, crockery etc. Absolutely anything we can sell to make money to help our kennels. We have Ecocash for your convenience. Donations for our kennels can be dropped off at our shop. The kennels are always in need of old newspapers. SHOP HOURS Monday 2pm - 3.45pm Tuesday 9am - 12 pm 1.30pm - 3.15pm Wednesday 9am - 12pm 2pm - 3.45pm Thursday 9am - 12pm 1.30pm - 3.15 pm Friday 9am - 12pm 1.30pm - 3.15pm First Saturday of each month 9am -10.45am ++++ 9) Harare And Gweru News ++++ 10) Wining, Dining and Coffee Houses ++++ 11) PROPERTY FOR SALE OR TO RENT RODOR PROPERTIES (PRIVATE) LIMITED 5A, 9TH AVENUE, BULAWAYO PROPERTIES FOR SALE BARHAM GREEN - US$65 000 BUT, 3 bedrooms, lounge, kitchen, cottage, domestic quarters, walled and gated. MAHATSHULA - US$70,000 BUT, 4 bedrooms, fitted kitchen, lounge cum dining room, neat cottage, walled & gated. NORTHEND - US$70,000 BUT, 3 bedrooms, lounge, fitted kitchen, carport, borehole, walled and gated MALINDELA - US$110 000 4 bedrooms, kitchen, lounge, working borehole, walled and gated. We are always looking for more properties to sell and rent in all sectors of the property market, and have registered potential buyers/tenants. We offer a complete service of property valuations. CALL: (029) 22 74581/3 or 0773-366207 ++++ 12) Accommodation in South Africa ++++ 12b) Accommodation and Travel In Botswana ++++ 13) Accommodation and Travel In Zimbabwe ++++ 14) Catering and Food ++++ 15) VEHICLES FOR SALE OR HIRE Hilux 2009 2.5 turbo diesel 4x4 Singlecab. Ex-UK recent import respray. USD18k slightly negotiable upon viewing Call or app for viewing on +263 775317056 2004 Diesel Rav4 manual leather interior ex-UK recently serviced and clutch and suspension done. Used vehicle USD7000 Call or app to view +263775317056 Nissan Elgrand new shape Petrol model. Lovely family or touring car. One owner since imported. 5.5k call or app above numbers for viewing 2008 Ford Mondeo with suede and leather interior,manual diesel 6 speed 2.0 very nice car rare. Needs a bit of TLC but otherwise a dream to drive USD7.5k vehicle is a must see. Very economical on fuel too. Call or app for a test drive on +263775317056 ++++ 16) Travel and Tours ++++ 17) Computers And Electronics ++++ 18) Lifts Wanted And Offered ++++ 19) Seeking Friends ++++ 20 ) SITUATIONS VACANT AND WANTED SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Mature lady seeks employment as a nurse aide or care-giver. She has a lot of experience working with the elderly, Willing to help around the house. Please contact 0771 531 192 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Lady who is hard working seeks employment as a house-keeper. Has basic cooking and baking. Good with all house hold duties. Please contact 0778 283 568 ++++ Situations Vacant EDITH DULY RESIDENTIAL AND CARE HOME A position has arisen in the Home for an experienced State Registered Nurse to join our team with effect from 1st May 2019 The position would suit a recently retired nurse who has had experience in caring for the elderly. Psychiatric training would be an advantage Please submit CV including Certificates and References to: The Administrator Edith Duly Coronation Cottage Complex Queens Road Bulawayo Or by Email: edithduly@netconnect.co.zw ++++ VACANCY FOR TRAINING IN THE OPTICAL LENS MANUFACTURING INDUSTRY A vacancy exists for training as an Optical Technician in the lens manufacturing industry. Pre-qualifications are a good pass in Mathematics and Physics. Computer skills would be an advantage. Send CV to email: tboc@zol.co.zw ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Lady seeks employment as a house-keeper. She is a hard working and well spoken person. Able to look after children and infants. Has basic cooking. Has a lot of experience working at Jacana Lodge. Please contact 0783 351 988 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Mature lady seeks employment as a house-keeper. she has no cooking background. Well spoken and hardworking. Employment can be full time or part time. Please contact 0777 150 512 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Lady seeks employment as a house-keeper. Has cooking and baking skills but willing to learn more. Good with childminding and taking care of pets. Live out preferred. Please contact 0782 853 560 ++++ Edith Duly Nursing Home We would like to thank all applicants for responding to our advert about a Nursing Sister. This post has been filled. ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Hard working gentleman seeks employment as a gardener. Has vast experience in flower arrangements, up-keep of lawns and swimming pools, Can also do security around the premises. Please contact 0784 028 839 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Young lady seeks employment as a house-keeper / child minder. She is a friendly hard working lady. No cooking. Willing to live on the property. Please contact 0779 52 174 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Couple seeks employment, Lady very mature, friendly, hard working, she can be a house-keeper / childminder. The Gentleman is a very good gardener. Has a lot of experience with lawns, pool cleaning and can also work as a security guard. Live in preferred, please contact 0713 278 074 or 0778 023 158 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT A mature gentleman of sober habits seeks position as a nurse aide / care-giver / companion. Holding a valid Red Cross Certificate and with a Class 4 drivers licence and defensive driving certificate. I have worked for the elderly and bed ridden patients in private homes, homes and hospitals. Please contact Mr. C Sibanda 0775 167 983 or 0772 692 010 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Young lady seeks employment as a house-keeper / child minder. Live in or out. Employment can be full time or part time. Has basic cooking and willing to learn. Please contact 0784 165 698 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Mature, friendly, well spoken lady seeks employment as a house-keeper / care-giver/childminder/cook. Has a lot of experience working with the elderly in the comfort of their homes. She is able to cook and bake. Please contact 0772 301 973 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Lady seeks employment as a house-keeper Very good with pets, has basic cooking. Live in or out Please contact 0783 477 848 ++++ SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Young lady seeks employment as a house-keeper or childminder. Very friendly and cheerful person. No cooking. Please contact 0777 918 914 ++++ SITUATIONS VACANT - GARDENER WANTED Part time gardener wanted - two - three days a week - close to Hillside School - Cecil Ave must have experience in gardening, knowledge of roses, swimming pool maintenance, operate a borehole and electric lawn mower. traceable references are required. No chances ! Watts Up ONLY ......... 0772 234 608 leave your details. ++++ 21) SERVICES REPAIRS AND RENOVATIONS For all you domestic and Industrial carpentry, roofing, fascia boards, structural timber, roof leaks, gutters, plumbing, electrical, bathroom make-overs, tiling, painting, ceiling work, floor sanding and much more Please contact us by telephone or whatsapp Landline: 029 - 226473 cell: 0772 312 320 / 0772 322 181 ++++ PRIVATE CATERING Contact IAN JOHNSTON if you would like to have beef, lamb, pig or whatever meat you want, on a spit, whether it be for your wedding, birthday party, etc. Book early to avoid disappointment. Contact Ian on 0712 215 373 or 0783 698 573 (w/app) or email ianbjohnston51@gmail.com ++++ ANTE NATAL CLASSES, BABY VACCINATIONS and BIRTH ATTENDANT/ DOULA I teach a set of 5 classes covering pregnancy, labour, baby care, breastfeeding and other information. I also do a "crash course" for out of towners. These classes are valuable even if you're having an elective CAESAREAN SECTION!! Please book early. I can be with you at the hospital when you're in LABOUR to help you to cope! I also work part time at a BABY CLINIC :-) For any further information contact SISTER JAN JOHNSTON on (09) 466741/2 from 8 am til 12 pm Mon to Fri or (09) 2237240, 0712 728 350 or 0772 749 749 (w/app) or email me on jicsj@yoafrica.com ++++ Rob Sinclair is an expert plumber. He has had many years of experience. Anything to do with loos, bathrooms, geysers, plumbing. Rob Sinclair is your man. Phone Rob on 0772230551 ++++ 22) Health And Beauty ++++ 23) Tuition ++++ 24) Miscellaneous For Sale Pineware Free-Flow Food Processor Sunbeam 4Slice Sandwich Press Pizza maker Wet/Dry Vacuum Cleaner Multi Purpose Small Cooler Box All the above are open to offers WE also sell various daisy bushes And herbs such as lavender, parsley, basil, rosemary and pawpaw trees of various sizes Jack also makes flower boxes, bird feeders, trellis and hanging baskets etc to order For further information kindly contact Jack on 0772 216 629 or Jen on 0773 673 642 or landline 0292 242559 ++++ 25) WANTED TO BUY OR HIRE I am looking to buy Used/Old Wooden Flooring. If anyone is stripping their old wooden flooring please contact Bridget on +263771319900. ++++ 26) Clothing And Fashion ++++ 27) Boats and Fishing ++++ 28) Garden, Decor And Home Kraal manure $2.00 a 50 KG bag. Free delivery over ten bags. Phone Ollie on 0771289677 ++++ JILL'S SUPER ORGANIC COMPOST BLACK GOLD 99% WEED FREE EXCELLENT FOR POTS, VEGETABLES, FLOWER BEDS, SEEDLINGS AND LAWNS. WILL DELIVER 2 X 50KG BAGS OR MORE LOCALLY - MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. PHONE 246688 or 0778495599 ++++ 29) TIDBITS The content that is published in Morning Mirror does not necessarily reflect the editor's opinion. Morning Mirror reserves the right to refuse any advertising or content. ++++