MORNING MIRROR EDITION 165 27 November 2005 MORNING MIRROR WEB-SITE http://www.morningmirror.africanherd.com ++++++++ ADVERTISERS !! All the adverts in the Morning Mirror are based purely on TRUST !! Please ensure you make the effort to pay for your adverts. All monies raised from the payment of advertising on the Mirror go towards Zimbabwe's precious "old" folk in on way or another. For information on how to pay for your advert email magskriel@mac.com +++++++++ Please help us rebuild the Mater Dei Hospital - visit the website at http://morningmirror.africanherd.com/materdei/ ++++++++++++ PLEASE DO NOT PHONE, E MAIL QUERIES ONLY WILL BE DEALT WITH ++++++++++ IN THIS EDITION 1 Lessons in the Zimbabwe Raindance !! 2 NOTICES 3 MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 4 THOUGHTS 5 CONGRATULATIONS 6 CONDOLENCES 7 TIDBITS +++++ THE ZIMBABWE RAINDANCE ! In Transylvannia one has to take care when there is a full moon, but in Zimbabwe some very strange phenomena amongst our populace occurs at the onset of the rains !! One can have the dubious pleasure of seeing fully grown men racing their motoring pieces through the storm dips in the roads, giddily watching the water splash three meters high on either side of the car. The pleasure is dubious if you are standing nearby but these days rain is such a rare occurrence that it is a divine feeling (unless you are wearing your Sunday best ) One can see fully grown Mums and Dads with the kids in tow, as well as Grannies and Grandpas, splashing through the puddles on the rain soaked roads.The mums and grannies with their skirts tucked in their broekies, the dads and grandpas with the trousers rolled up as high as they can !! Yelling and shouting and splashing each other in some sort of frenzied rain dance !! Zimbabwean roads are not well drained, no little cleverly constructed rainwater gullies where the water drains away in a boring sterile fashion to the nearest creek, instead we have rivulets gushing down the sides of the roads, filling the intersections with giant lakes and puddles where you can splash away contentedly for a couple of hours after the rain storm, until they gradually drain away. Not so good for the cars' fan belts and brake pads I must admit, and with the increasing ageing of the Zimbabwean vehicle fleet, it is a common sight to see several cars stranded on the sides of these vast puddles, waiting for various parts of the car's anatomy to dry out. But this a contentment, not bothersome. Which true Zimbabwean could possibly get bothered by the glorious rain, instead we all just stand in the rain and chat excitedly while waiting for the car's under- carriage to dry out !! Now that the rains have officially started, we can put away our home made rain sticks, cease our impromptu rain dance parties, and get ready for the flying ant invasions ... such fun watching the little flying ants (termites) pouring out of their secret places in the earth, millions, zillions, gad-zillions, to live for just a few hours until their earthly task is done. Lovely to see them with their wispy wings gleaming in the rain, but they are not such nice little creatures when they start to make a massive colony right under your house.!! With the emerging of the termites another strange side of Zimbabwean human phenomena also emerges. It is not only the frogs, the bats and the birds that get excited at the thought of a gargantuan feast, but the local folk love a toasted termite terrine !! Gathered under each and every lamp post, attracted by the light... is an eclectic little group of animal, vegetable and mineral matter !! (It is not easy to find a lamp post with a light in it in Bulawayo these days I must admit but they do occur now and again !!) Every lighted lamppost directly after the rain is a huddle of excitement. People appear as if by magic with their containers to collect a sumptuous feast. Cyclists leap off their cycles on their way home, and scrabble about, yelling and gesticulating in their excitement, filling every crease and crevasse with the tiny termites. Bats swirl around in the darkness overhead, gorging on the little creatures, frogs hop madly around on the periphery, long tongues flashing in and out like a symphony impaling a tasty delicacy in perpetual papillae motion. Those termites lucky enough to escape this feeding Armageddon, wander off in some sort of pheromonal trance, in tandem, nose to tail, with his chosen mate, for a few hours of promiscuity from which a zillion more flying ants will no doubt result next rainy season !! From whence the little greenish reddish frogs come, is another of nature's delightful little mysteries. Not quite as many as the flying ants, but certainly hundreds and thousands of them also emerge from who knows where at the advent of the rains. Hopping happily about amidst the mounds of wings that the termites have shed almost instantaneously once they find a likely mate until the next day, when all that remains as to a testament of their being, the road is littered with squashed amphibian carcasses which will delight the crows and the birds of prey for some time to come. The roads are also festooned with the curious chongololos, hundreds of them, thousands of them, millipedions of them, and for some primordial reason, nine out of ten of them are travelling from north to south !! Tick tock beetles too abound with their curious ungainly gait, travelling to who knows where from who knows where to the delight of the birds who know they are in for a fabulous festive season feast.... Ah the glories of the common food chain !! How would our spirits survive without the coming of the rains ? A precious testament to nature's amazing healing powers.... a symbol of hope to a nation which so desperately needs every comfort it can get..... in this.... our darkest hour before the dawn....... +++++++ NOTICES Quintessence Event Management presents a Cultural food Festival When: 9 Dec 2005 Where: Grillos restaurant @ 6:30p.m Why: Raise funds for Narrowgate (non profit Org for disadvantaged children) Dress: Smart/ elegant Food: Pot pourri of thai, Indian, Greek, African and Caribbean by Carmen and the Grillos staff. Donations: On the night please bring old clothes, toys, tinned foods etc there will be boxes available, collections go to Narrowgate. Tickets: $ 850 000 (all you can eat buffet + entertainment) + CASH BAR CONTACT LINDI 011214923 OR ZA 091719400 FOR TICKETS ++++++ STOKIS ART FAIR 100 marimba road, Matsheumhlope, left on the 3rd road after CBC School. Saturday 3rd December 2005 From 11 a.m. onwards. EXHIBITION OF PAINTINGS BY LOCAL ARTISTS HONEY JEWELLERY AND ALUMINIUM TABLEWARE Hot braai chickens, boerevors rolls, cash bar, fresh cakes tea and coffee, jumping castle, and freshly picked herbs for sale. LOTS OF SAFE PARKING.,BRING THE FAMILY FOR A FUN RELAXING DAY IN OUR COOL GREEN GARDENS. SEE YOU THERE. +++++ SOLAR COOKING DEMONSTRATION The next Solar Cooking Demonstration will be on SATURDAY, 3 DECEMBER at 9.00 am. at the Methodist Church, Main Street Bulawayo. Your last chance to purchase a useful Christmas present for $50,000. Further information from Jill Miller-Cranko tel 241274 (evenings) or Morag Stone tel 286154 ++++++++ GALA NIGHT AT THE PANTOMIME "CINDERELLA" PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY BRIAN MEIKLE THE GALA NIGHT OF THE BULAWAYO PANTOMIME IS BEING HOSTED BY EDITH DULY NURSING HOME TICKETS $200,000.00 AVAILABLE FROM BRONWYN CUMMING ON 244392 OR GLENDA LENNOX 230021 OR AT THE THEATRE WEDNESDAY 14 DECEMBER THERE WILL BE FINGER SNACKS BEFORE THE SHOW AND A FRUIT PUNCH CASH BAR DOWNSTAIRS THIS WILL BE AN EXCEPTIONAL PANTOMIME I CAN PROMISE YOU !! +++++ THE EDITH DULY NURSING HOME WAS ESTABLISHED IN BULAWAYO IN 1956 . WE HAVE A TOTAL OF 56 RESIDENTS, BUT WE WOULD LIKE THE PUBLIC TO KNOW THAT WE DO NOT ONLY CATER FOR THE ELDERLY IN OUR EXCELLENT CONVALESCENT UNIT. WE HAVE FULLY TRAINED AND COMPETENT STAFF, PRISTINE WARDS OR SINGLE SUITES, BEAUTIFUL GARDENS, QUIET COMFORTABLE SURROUNDINGS, AND ADULT PATIENTS OF ALL AGES ARE MOST WELCOME TO CONVALESCE WITH US AT VERY AFFORDABLE PRICES. WE ARE ACKNOWLEDGED BY MEDICAL AIDS AND WE CAN ALSO CARE FOR YOUR PARENTS OF GRANNIES AND GRANDPAS WHILE YOU TAKE A WELL EARNED BREAK. PHONE 205769 or e mail valbern@netconnect.co.zw +++++ Bulawayo Help Network, 57 Josiah Tongagara Street, Between 4th & 5th Avenue, Bulawayo Tel: 65383. Tuesday - Friday. 8am-1pm Hillside Church of Ascension needs doors for their 2 cabinets and a lean-to shelter for their patients. If anyone can assist, this would be greatly appreciated. Contact Bulawayo Help Network on 65383. +++++++++ 00 Gauge (& other scales) Railway Modellers and Others If there are any of us left who'd be interested in a strictly informal network to share information, reference material, techniques & maybe items of mutual use, while simply enjoying our hobby of miniature railways in all its forms, please contact me:- On e-mail [when the telOne line is working], gag@zol.co.zw, snail mail at: Waggon Wheels Bx 19 Plumtree, or, to save unaffordable snail-cost, a note left with our kind friends Jill or Brian Tiller at Vigne's Bookshop/coffee room will find us when we visit Byo, or telOne 019-3547 [don't be off-put by the ghost voice: Gwen & I are usually a fair walk from the phone] between 09h00 & 17h30 preferably, which merely accords with our 'retirement' routines!. My personal railway interest is in 1950ies modelling using HD3 & now 2 and in potential RR as used on the Zambezi Saw Mills. Being interested in modelling in general, anyone with an interest in small scale ['solid'] aircraft, ships, military & industrial subjects is equally welcome. geof [M Calvert] +++++++ Bulawayo Rotary Club presents the annual 'Carols By Candlelight' Tuesday 6th December Bulawayo Century Park Amphitheatre 7pm for 7.30 start Costs: Z$ 20 000 for Adults Z$ 10 000 for Children The Rotary Ann's will be selling Hotdogs for Z$ 40 000 each before the event from 6 pm onwards All monies raised will be given to Children's Charities from your support This event has been carried out by the Bulawayo Rotary Club since 1953 ! ++++++ LAST NIGHT OF THE PROMS A professional video recording was made of last week's Last Night of the Proms and copies are now available as either a DVD or CD: DVD: $550 000.00 Audio: CD $350 000.00 If you're interested, please contact Deon Marcus at deon@tregers.co.zw +++++++++ ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR SOUGHT Is anyone able to help a mature man who was smitten by polio as a child? THIS MAN HAS SPUNK. HE HAS WORKED AS A TELEPHONIST AT A GOVERNMENT PARASTATAL FOR TWENTY FOUR LOYAL YEARS WHERE THEY HAVE MADE A DESK WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ADAPTED TO HIS NEEDS. HE IS A VERY PROUD MAN BUT HAS TO RELY UPON ANYONE WHO HAS THE TIME TO PUSH HIM UP QUITE A STEEP INCLINE EVERY DAY ON HIS WAY HOME. HE OFTEN HAS TO STOP AND WAIT FOR A KIND PERSON TO GIVE HIM A PUSH. HE REALLY DESERVES A BREAK AND WOULD BE MOST GRATEFUL FOR SOME ASSISTANCE IN PROCURING AN ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR. I HAVE SOME PHOTOS OF THIS VERY BRAVE DISABLED MAN IF ANY ONE WOULD CARE TO SEE THEM PLEASE E MAL magskriel@mac.com +++++++++ REMEMBER ............... 4TH OF DECEMBER!!! THE GARDEN FAIR 50 WEIR AVENUE HILLSIDE BULAWAYO STALLS GALORE - LOTS OF NEW PRODUCTS AS WELL AS THE OLD FAITHFULLS FANTASTIC FEAST OF FOODS BAR APPOINTMENT WITH FATHER CHRISTMAS - 12:30 WITH GIVE AWAYS CHOCO THE CLOWN WITH GIVE AWAYS JUMPING CASTLE, PONY RIDE, PLAYGROUND JAZZ BAND WITH CHRISTMAS MUSIC INCORPORATED ENTRANCE FEE IS $40 000 PER PERSON (INCLUDING CHILDREN AS THERE IS A LOT ON FOR THEM) MONEY RAISED AT THE GATE WILL GO TO HELPING THE OLD AT BARBARA BURRELL HOME FOR THE BLIND HAVE A BETTER CHRISTMAS! COME RAIN OR SHINE ................. DONT MISS THIS - IT WILL BE A GREAT DAY OUT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY ++++ DESPERATE MOTHERS CLUB Is your teenage daughter driving you mad? Do you feel you have lost touch with her world? Help is on hand! Girls College has organised a parenting seminar for desperate mums on Monday 21 November at 5.30pm at the FAMILY IMPACT premises 45 Heyman Road, Suburbs. The seminar will be led by Janet and Renee Cunningham. Come along and enjoy the fellowship of other mums in the same boat. There will be lots of opportunity for sharing ideas and finding common ground. Please let FAMILY IMPACT know you are coming so that we have an idea of numbers. The phone numbers are as follows: 232136, 251555, or 234879 or Renees Cell No 091 238913 +++++++++ MOBILE PHONES If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person, saying that, he or she is a company engineer, or telling that they're checking your mobile line, and you have to press # 90 or #09 or any other number. End this call immediately without pressing any numbers. There is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your "SIM" card and make calls at your expense. Forward this message to as many friends as you can, to stop it. All mobile users pay attention if you receive a phone call and your mobile phone displays (XALAN) on the screen don't answer the call, END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY, if you answer the call, your phone will be infected by a virus.. This virus will erase all IMEI and IMSI information from both your phone and your SIM card, which will make your phone unable to connect with the telephone network. You will have to buy a new phone. This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. PLEASE FORWARD THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS HAVING A MOBILE +++++++ Please can I take a bit of your time to tell you about Dengue Fever, which has attacked my two children, and it could becoming a problem in Bulawayo, I think it is already starting as I have heard of a few other people who have it. My two children 16 and 24 both ended up in hospital recently, on drips and virtually comatose, I have not seen them that sick ever, and my husband and I were emotionally sick for days. They did not know what the matter was with my daughter and thought it was Meningitis, gave her a lumbar punch, fortunately it was clear. When my son was admitted a day later, they sent him to a specialist ,The specialist straight away identified the disease as Dengue Fever. They say this is much worse than Malaria. There is no prevention, or no cure, just lots of liquids very strong pain killers and anti inflamatories to bring the swelling of the brain down, almost like encephalitis. It takes ten days to get over the headaches and fevers, and up to 6 weeks to recover fully. SYMPTOMS: The incubation period is average 4 to 6 days with a range of 3 to 14 days. An infected person cannot spread the infection to other persons, but can be a source of dengue virus for mosquitoes for about 6 days. Severe headache Pain behind the eyes Fevers Vomiting Rash on trunk up to neck and ears (my daughter never had a rash, yet she is still sicker than my son) This disease is a virus, which is carried by a certain mosquito, this mosquito bites in the day, early morning and early evening, or in the shade. Apparently the belt of Dengue Fever runs right through Zimbabwe into Mozambique. There is a lot of information on the internet, and I am sure doctors are getting to learn a bit more about it. The reason we are getting all these Malaria and Dengue mosquitos in Bulawayo is not because we have never had them, it is obviously because there is no more spraying by council going on. We have had Agricura in to spray the whole house, inside and outside, the out buildings , ponds, garden and surrounding areas. We also burn coils at 5p.m. onwards and apply insect repellent and we have always slept under nets and have over head fans going all night. Please can you warn people about this, it is the most terrible thing, I have had to see my children go through, such terrible pain and suffering, and apparently the older you are the harder it is to recover. Thank you, Regards Linda Kreidl (kreidl@netconnect.co.zw) +++++++ The Bulawayo Publicity Association would like to remind every one that the National Parks offices are situated at Coal House R Mugabe Way btwn 9th / 10th Aves. Entrance into Matopos is $80 000 adults and kids under 12 pay half price Entrance in Great Zimbabwe is $150 000. Viewers will be glad to know that the flower sellers who used to be on the pavement in Fife St Ave are now back in business. They are situated behind the fruit and vegetable sellers along R Mugabe Way opp Revenue Hall. +++++ Craft Crazy Christmas Holiday Workshops - 9 am daily There is space for about 20 children in each workshop so please book early! Book via return of e mail at home@mweb.co.zw or phone Caroline on 011-220570 or Cher on 011424375 or the shop on 66720. November and December Mon 28 Gift bag and tag 80 000 Tues 29 Christmas stocking ( fabric painting) 150 000 Wed 30 Pyramid gift box 75 000 Thurs 1 Herb/ plant in a pot 100 000 Friday 2 CHRISTMAS TREE PARTY (details below) Mon 5 Mini organza Christmas tree 180 000 Tues 6 Angel pots 100 000 Wed 7 Christmas cards 100 000 Thurs 8 Pine cone table decoration 80 000 Fri 9 Wooden Christmas tree decorations 160 000 Mon 12 Christmas tray cloth (fabric painting) 120 000 Tues 13 2 x Crackers filled with sweets 120 000 Wed 14 Decoupage Christmas pot 100 000 Thurs 15 Set of gift tags 60 000 Fri 16 CHRISTMAS TREE PARTY (details below) Mon 19 Wrapping paper and tag 60 000 Tues 20 Set of 4 beaded serviette rings 150 000 Wed 21 Beaded lariats ( necklaces or belts) 185 000 Christmas tree parties These are obviously for the younger children , those who still believe in Father Christmas or maybe even if they don't! So it will be a party with party food a jumping castle and face painting and Father Christmas will arrive some time in between with the presents. The cost includes party food, jumping castle and face painting. Will Moms please drop off a gift to be put in the sack, wrapped and labelled with the child's full name well beforehand, ie. at least the morning before! Father Christmas will be doing the job free of charge and Craft Crazy will be giving a donation to Edith Duly for him! Moms are asked to stay for this or bring a caregiver for children under the age of 7! Cost $150 000 per child. There will be lovely tea and eats available from the coffee shop for the adults. +++++++ JOIN SIMONE THESE HOLIDAYS AND HAVE SOME FUN !!!! Bring your friends, play games, Get mega fit for next terms sports, Cricket, Tennis, Athletics and Swimming. 3-Week Program Includes.... * Ball Skills * Step training * Balance improvement * Co-ordination Development * Fitness training * Various Games * Enhancing Muscle Growth * Flexibility Training Dates: 28th, 30th of Nov. 2nd, 5th, 7th, 9th, 12th, 14th, 16th of Dec. Time: 1530 - 1700 (Mornings may be available) Ages 10 to 14 yrs. Cost: $ 500 000 ages 10 to 14 Where: Muscle & Curves Gym 62a Samuel Parirenyatwa Street Contact: Simone (Personal Trainer) - 011602 336 or Mrs. Karsten - 09 79397 +++++ SMALLS Markham, Lewis & Company ACCOUNTANTS AND COMPANY SECRETARIES Are you looking for a small, reliable firm to handle your monthly or year end accounts and returns? We have been established for 28 years and offer the following: Balance sheets and management accounts Company and taxation returns Business partner and tax clearance applications Payroll services including submission of the various returns Pastel training on all Window based versions Secretarial service Please contact us on 68439, 77164 or via e-mail celine@mlc.co.zw ++++++ FOR SALE TELECEL PRE PAID LINE FOR SALE $5 MILL FACIAL STEAMER SECOND HAND H.C.O 10 FOOT DORY WITH 5 HP MOTOR $40 MILL NEG CONTACT 091857934 +++++++ LOOKING FOR A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR EX ZIMBOS. John Osborne's new book, A RANGING SON, will be available for sale at Sally Duff's Fair in Weir Avenue on 4th December. The new release will be available at Induna Arts and Gecko Gallery as from 21st November. ++++++++++ carpenter / cabinet maker requires employment. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A RELIABLE VERY EXPERIENCED CARPENTER AND CABINET MAKER ? MR MALAMBO WAS TRAINED BY BEN HOFFAT AT CHIMANIMANI WOODWORKS. HIS TONGUE AND GROOVE WORK IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. HIS CEILINGS ARE REALLY INCREDIBLE. HE IS A TRUE CRAFTSMAN AND IS ABLE TO WORK ANYWHERE IN ZIMBABWE WHERE THERE IS GOOD STEADY CARPENTRY EMPLOYMENT. i can personally recommend his work. email magskriel@mac.com +++++ WANTED - Lift to Joburg. I would be most grateful if anyone could give me a lift from Bulawayo to Joburg anytime between the 30 November and 3 December.I am a 23 year old Rhodes student who can a assist with the driving and expenses. Please contact the Eleys,on behalf of David Dampier, on 09 234416 (home) 09 66703 (work) or 011 209949 or email eley@ecoweb.co.zw ++++ PLEASE PRAY FOR RAIN JUST TAKE A MOMENT EVERY DAY TO PRAY FOR RAIN MATHEW 18: 19-20 "I ALSO TELL YOU THIS; IF TWO OF YOU AGREE HERE ON EARTH CONCERNING ANYTHING YOU ASK, MY FATHER IN HEAVEN WILL DO IT FOR YOU. FOR WHERE TWO OR THREE GATHER TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE, I AM THERE AMONG THEM" GOD HAS MADE THIS PROMISE THAT HE WILL ANSWER OUR PRAYERS, SO LETS ALL PRAY TOGETHER +++++ BOAT FOR SALE PIRHANA FISHERMAN WITH 75H.P. MARINER INCLUDES :- 2 FUEL TANKS BASS MOTOR - 36LB THRUST - EVINRUDE LIVE WELL FISH / DEPTH FINDER TRAILER PVC BOAT COVER ALL IN VERY GOOD CONDITION CONTACT ROB NIXON AT TURBO-GLASS 460568 / 474330 OR PAUL DAVY 011 631763 +++++++ Are you going to Cape Town for the holidays? We are looking for some kind person to assist us with bringing back to Bulawayo some 2nd-hand cricket equipment for a struggling team of cricketers. If you can help us, please email: Jane on byosouth@yahoo.com +++++ NEW YEARS EVE SPECIAL!!!! SPECIALFX GET-TOGETHER!! KULIZWE ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE KULIZWE BINGA. RUDI-JIMMY-FRANK WILL BE THERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU RIGHT THRU THE NITE COME AND ENJOY ALL THE OLD HITS, AND NEW !! JOIN IN AND SING ALONG KARAOKE WITH FRANK. 31ST DECEMBER 2005.7PM ONWARDS FULL BAR AVAILABLE. COVER CHARGE. ACCOMMODATION AVAILABLE AT MASUMU RIVER LODGE..TEL-015-585 (ALAN) 015-320 (KAREN) OR 09-289318 (LORI) ++++ THE GALLERY BOOKSHOP 32 8TH AVENUE Between FORT ST and HERBERT CHITEPO ST TEL 882565 A large and varied selection of good, used books for sale - fact and fiction. We pay top, cash prices for good quality books and magazines. ++++++ Tel*One Directory online Zimbabwe telephone directory is online at HYPERLINK http://www.telone.co.zw/directory.html - you can search by name or by number. ++++++++ CHITRINS is open every Sunday from 9.00am to 12.30pm and Sunday 23rd October and 30th October 2005 are offering a special discount of LESS 15% on all cash purchases PLUS PLUS PLUS 1/2 PRICE DAY IN THEIR COFFEE SHOP They have a fantastic new range of imported and local products and a visit would be well worthwhile. CHITRINS Cnr. 6th Ave / J Moyo St. Telephone (09) 77531 BULAWAYO Tel: (263-9) 77531/883063 Fax: (263-9) 68049/76050 Cell: (263) 11 201 114 (Raphael Chitrin) Email: chitrin@mweb.co.zw chitrins@telconet.co.zw ++++++++ KULIZWE LODGE BINGA ONE ALWAYS THINKS OF BINGA AS DRY AND DUSTY. WELL YOU COULD NOT BE MORE WRONG. KULIZWE LODGE IN BINGA IS RIGHT ON THE SHORES OF LAKE KARIBA. IT HAS GREEN VERDANT GARDENS, TWO SWIMMING POOLS, EXCELLENT SPACIOUS CONFERENCE FACILITIES UNDER THATCH AND 8 FISHERMEN'S SELF CATERING CHALETS NESTLED IN THE GREEN COOL SHADY CONFINES OF THE COMPLEX. EACH CHALET CAN TAKE UP TO FOUR PEOPLE, THERE ARE BRAAI FACILITIES, LAUNDRY FACILITIES AND THE CHALETS ARE SERVICED. BOATING FACILITIES ARE AVAILABLE TOO. TELEPHONE 015 286 FOR BOOKINGS OR E MAIL kulizwe@mweb.co.zw ++++++++ For Sale: Well constructed single car ports with asbestos roofing. $35 million or nearest cash offer. Fencing standards (30mm & 25mm thick by 2.5m long) $150,000 each. Fencing droppers (for standard 5 strand fence) 10mm x 1m lengths - $10,000 each, 16mm x 2m lengths $30,000 each. Telephone 880893. ++++++ THE BULAWAYO CLUB COFFEE SHOP IS COOL AND QUIET AND SERENE. JUST WHAT ONE NEEDS IN THIS CHAOTIC COUNTRY !! CAPPUCCINOS, DELICIOUS CAKE, TOASTED SANDWICHES OR A QUIET CUP OF TEA. BULAWAYO CLUB 8TH AVENUE, FORT STREET. ++++++ Anyone going away on holiday for long periods of time ---??? or just away for the weekend ---worried about who will feed the dogs and take care of your house --?? well no need to worry anymore --I am offering house -sitting services to you of which you can have peace of mind when away -- a caring middle aged person who loves animals and taking care of people . Contact Ria Bolton at 56 Churchill road, Bellevue,Byo . Tel; 468817 +++++++ Christmas Pressie's for our Pensioners Dear All We are wanting to start early this year in preparation for Christmas Presents for our Pensioners. We will be supporting Soap and all the homes in Bulawayo, Esigodini and Gwanda. Please could you start collecting Toiletries, such as soaps, shampoo, Vaseline, lotion, toothpaste, tooth brushes, Deodorants, cotton wool. Magazines and Books Money Clothes Linen Closer to the time we will start looking for tinned items and juices, biscuits and jellies, sweets, chocolates and milk powder, tea, coffee and soups. Please could you drop off your items in our basket at :- Riverfarm Stall River Estate 12th Avenue Bulawayo If any queries please call :- Wendy - 091 236 317 Aloma - 242280 MANY THANKS +++++ Custom-made CD's make a super gift - why not spoil yourself or a friend or even the kids/grand-kids. I have a pretty comprehensive library of music but if you've got old cassettes or LP records of your own that you particularly like, they, too, can be used to make up your own special CD (Provided they are in good condition). If you want to make the CD a really special gift you can compose your own introduction and deliver it in your own voice! Please contact me at : glyntonybw@zol.co.zw for further details. +++ APPEAL FOR 'THE WAY' CLINIC AT THE CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION ,KENT RD ,HILLSIDE This Clinic has been operating for 3 years to serve the needs of the poor and destitute in the area. It is run by a team of volunteers-two doctors,two nursing sisters with help from other nurses when they are off duty ,and several helpers. The number of patients has risen considerably over the last year ,exceeds 100 now and then so consequently more help is needed not least because one of the sisters and one doctor is going on leave shortly . The Clinic operates on Wednesdays from 10am to 1.00 or 2.00pm depending on the demand in the Parish Room which is entered from the church car-park . Our Appeal is for doctors and nurses/retired nurses who can give a few hours of their time on Wednesday mornings. We would also welcome gifts of medicines,bandages,pill boxes or anything else that might be useful in this service. Enquiries to Sister Dorothy Page tel 242704[evenings] 62847[business] or to The Revd Noel Scott tel 240977 +++++ Alan Hardy's book 'Siyabonga from a Bulawayo Boy' has been published in Australia. Currently on sale in Albany book shops it is hoped that sales will go further afield in the near future. Copies may be bought direct by contacting ajhardy@iinet.net.au Cost is A$20 (or equivalent) + postage ++++ CERI'S CALENDAR CALENDAR OF EVENTS IN BULAWAYO functionshq@gatorzw.co.uk Please could you add to the weekly advert for this calendar that a printed copy is up at Marys Corner which will be printed the beginning of each month. An email version is available and they can be added to the email list which will go out weekly. We can even advertise private parties (address and details will be omitted to secure privacy) but other people will be able to see not to have a function on that date. +++++ PLEASE HELP US TO HELP THOSE WHO CANNOT SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES The SPCA Shop would appreciate all your unwanted household goods including records, tapes, CD's, toys, jigsaw puzzles, magazines, books, cutlery, crockery. pictures, baking tins, kitchenware, carrier bags, clothes, cricket bats, balls, hockey sticks, ornaments, dress patterns, jam jars, bottles, newspapers. We can make use of anything you no longer want. We have for sale a Pedigree pram, a cot, a Hitachi video camera, a golf bag and 6 clubs and dog baskets. We are situated on Robert Mugabe Way between 14th and 15th Avenues. Come in and browse .We do not open on a Monday morning. We thank Bulawayo residents for the continued support. +++++ WHO WOULD YOU VOTE AS THE MOST CIVIC MINDED PEOPLE OF THE WEEK ? Your nominations ? please e mail magskriel@mac.com ++++ Big Cave Camp Box 88 E-Mail: bigcave@ecoweb.co.zw Phone : 256843 Fax : 257176 16th November 2005 Dear colleagues, BIG CAVE CAMP CHRISTMAS SPECIAL In view of the current economic and fuel restraints we at Big Cave have decided to offer local residents an affordable and different Christmas. This is a self drive offer excluding drinks. We are offering families a chance to enjoy the mystery and serenity of the Matobo Hills at the time of year when there is time to appreciate the magic of quality time together. FAMILY FUN All inclusive 2 Adults and 2 children under the age of 18 for an amazing $7,800,000.00 24th December 2005 Arrival at camp scheduled by 3pm guests to settle in and join our Guides for an evening Sunset Drive on the property where they will be introduced to all our beautiful animals and the vistas of this particular area of Matobo. A special Christmas Eve Buffet in the Leopards Lair will follow this. 25th December 2005 On Christmas day guests will be given a leisurely breakfast at 8.30 and thereafter they may either laze around the pool or wander around and enjoy the Cave paintings, Rock Art and Matabele relics around camp. Alternatively they may enjoy another drive and discover other areas of the farm. Christmas lunch comprising of traditional western Festive Fare will be served at 1.pm. in a venue at the lodge dependant upon the weather. Thereafter guests will be free to do as they please before departure by 4.30 pm As we have limited accommodation we urge people to confirm bookings before 10th December 2005.For further information please do not hesitate contact me. Yours sincerely, Moira Collen +++ SUPPORT GIRLS COLLEGE, BULAWAYO Support Girls College and purchase a wonderful Girls College Scenes Screensaver! Price $150 000 - you can purchase direct from the school payment office or place an order at screens@gctech.co.zw Girls College can also design and package your own screensaver. If you would like a personal screensaver for your family or friends with your own design or to advertise your business apply with your details, for a quote to screens@gctech.co.zw +++++++++++ NetConnect - Bulawayo's very own Internet Service Provider* NetConnect was established in 1999 and has since grown into a renowned ISP offering email and internet connections to home and business users. * NetConnect offers website access for those users who are out of the country. This allows you to download your Zimbabwe account, read your mail and respond, just as if you were sitting at your home computer station. * The internet speeds are good and consistent - NetConnect is the only ISP in Bulawayo with a direct satellite downlink. * Customer care is considered important. * Subscriptions are available on a quarterly basis, securing a flat price for three months. * Pensioners get a 10% discount. * All email is scanned for viruses. A firewall gives you security. *For all your NetConnect enquiries contact Stephen, Sheeba or Hlengiwe on Tel 09 61718 / 889422 / 61637* *Or pop into AfriNet - The Bulawayo Centre's internet cafe ++++++ I wonder if anyone would be interested in having a personalised CD with music of their own choice? I can't do the classics, but popular music from the 50's, 60's, 70's and so on. You can get about twenty tunes on a normal CD. I don't profess to have every tune ever brought out, but if you give me a list of, say, 30 tunes, I could do quite a high percentage of them. This would make a super gift for someone to recall the good old days. I can be contacted at : glyntonybw@zol.co.zw ++++++ WANTED Looking for a used single cab pick-up in good condition. Nissan/ Toyota/Isuzu. Must be preferably petrol but diesel will be considered. Willing to offer a very good price with someone perhaps leaving the country. If you can help, please contact me on 011 418 007 or 245546. +++++++ GATE MOTOR REPAIRS, INTERCOM REPAIRS AND DOMESTIC ALARM REPAIRS, INSTALLATIONS AND UPGRADES. TELEPHONE DONOVAN CREMER 011601176 OR HOME 243019 ++++++ Another way in which you can help yourself by helping others. ABILITIES Workshop, for the disabled is a registered Welfare non profit organisation. Abilities employs 82 mentally and physically handicapped, disabled people. ABILITIES produces Chalk, Crayons, Burglar Bars, Wood and Metal School Furniture, repairs and services Wheel Chairs and carries out Welding Jobs and small Carpentry and Metalwork contracting. ABILITIES also have the capacity to TO REPACK and LABEL goods for factories and other businesses. State Welfare Funding has been reduced dramatically and ABILITIES needs YOUR work to sustain themselves. Please help ABILITIES if you can. ABILITIES 25 Trojan St (access off 23rd Ave.) Next to Ingutsheni Hospital Belmont, Bulawayo Tel/Fax: (09) 467884 091 308614 abilitie@acacia.samara.co.zw Contact: Mrs Armstrong ++++++++ Excellent tree cutting service Telephone Mr Hadgit on 023896375 476569 Hajit ++++++++ NEED HELP WITH YOUR COMPUTER PROBLEMS ? I offer computer courses in MS Windows operating system, MS Word word processing, MS Excel spreadsheet, MS Access database, MS Project Project Design, desk top publishing, AutoCAD computer aided design, MS Outlook Express e-mail, Internet browsing and search, Corel Draw, Corel PhotoPaint graphic design and digital photography. Please contact ColRose Consultants and ask to speak to Colin. Phone: 231698 Cell: 091 353 817 e-mail: colrosec@mweb.co.zw ++++++ MAID SEEKING EMPLOYMENT Aged 28. Last employer left country. email: amabooks@gatorzw.co.uk tel: 283403 or 091 274 341 +++++++++ BOOKS FROM BULAWAYO Ideal Christmas presents Short Writings from Bulawayo II Sonatas - Deon Marcus Zimbabwe's Cultural Heritage - Pathisa Nyathi The Holy Innocents - John Eppel Erina - Wim Boswinkel Available at National Gallery, Gecko, Induna, Vignes and Kingstons or from amabooks@gatorzw.co.uk +++++++ Lounge suites,diningroom suites,sideboards,Defy washing machine, coffee tables various others. Phone 09240213 or011422170 +++++ Domestic Workers Union A small team from the Union are again visiting homes in Hillside and Burnside - they are very militant and will threaten you if they are able to get onto your property and see your domestic workers. Some guidelines: - 1. They are NOT permitted onto your property without your permission. If you have security gates - simply keep them out it saves a lot of hassle. If you do not and are confronted at your front door - simply say to them that according to the Ministry of Labour, they have no right to be there and ask them to leave - do not try to argue with them. 2. They are required by law to see your staff out of working hours and only by appointment. Insist that this procedure is followed. 3. If you are harassed call the Ministry of Labour in Bulawayo and a very pleasant woman will answer your queries. They will back you up if you are confronted with threats by the Union. The standard modus operandi of these guys is to get your staff to lay a complaint about wages or working conditions against you - they then work out what "you owe" the employee and they insist on payment there and then and in cash. If they are successful they then take the employee out of the premises and charge him membership dues for as many years as he has been working because invariably they are not members of the Union. Often the employee walks away with very little. It is basically a scam. They carry identity documents but these you can ignore - they have no official status. E.C. +++++++ For Sale 2 x Snug n Safe baby chairs - $2,5m each. Infantec baby breathing monitor - helps prevent cot death 24 hours a day - either eight hundred rand or equivalent in Z$. Imported Winnie the Pooh strap on baby pouch (has to be seen) - excellent condition - very secure - $2m. 1957 4 door Chevrolet Needs complete restoration Includes spare doors, bonnet, boot, chrome trimmings, front and rear bumpers, head light rims, seats and many more extras. Includes 1 Blue Flame motor and various 327 V8 parts. Price $15m or nearest cash offer. Please contact Charmaine on 09-244424 or Trevor on 091 339022 ++++ Mature married couple moving to Bulawayo, no children are looking for a house to rent from the 1st December onwards. Preferably with a borehole as they are keen gardeners. Adequate security is needed as husband is often out of town. We will look after your home as if it were our own. Please phone Barbara on 241407. +++++ FARM MANAGER WANTED For farm situated 65km from Bulawayo. This position is ideally suited for a married couple willing to live on the farm. Gent must be good with his hands, able to do various repairs with minimum supervision and be able to supervise labour. Lady must be able to supervise all activities in the dairy and processing plant, much of this can be taught to a willing and receptive person. Package negotiable to the right couple. Please contact Dion Green on 889377 or 091285398. ++++++++++ We have recently had two break-ins and lost a lot of jewellery. Most of it was my mothers and so is quite unique. I am hoping by some quirk of fate someone may have been offered some of the pieces??!! A necklace with five carved pieces of jade with a matching bracelet. A heavy gold charm bracelet with +- 25 charms on i.e. a sailing ship, a bendy fish, a book, a Buddha, a sputnik, a round spinning sandstone, a topaz on a seal, St Pauls Cathedral, Arc de Triomphe, heart with FLG carved on, a cross, a compass, I Love You spinning disc etc etc. A heavy gold rope bracelet set with an amethyst A large tan pigskin suitcase A large brown paisley Turkish throw with sequins sown in. I would be so grateful if anyone has any knowledge as these all have tremendous sentimental value.I am offering a substantial reward for any recovery. Thank you and all the best for the festive season and New Year! Please contact Jerry on 884724. ++++++ FOR SALE FRIDGE COMPRESSOR BRAND NEW TECUMSEH 1/3 HP $17, 000,000.00 CONTACT : 091 241 599 ++++++++ FOR SALE IMPORTED SCISSORS FROM SA MULTI PURPOSE 8.5" $150,000.00 EACH MINIMUM QUANTITY 10 RETAIL PRICE FOR SAME SCISSORS IN SA R33.00 EQUIVALENT TO Z490,000.00 EXCELLENT QUALITY CONTACT : 091 241 599 +++++ The New Alphabet A is for Apple, and B is for Boat, That used to be right, But now it won't float! Age before Beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C is the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow! P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R for reflux, one meal turns to two. S for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; big troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know. W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Y is for yet another year, I¹m still here. Z is for zest , trying to keep up with the rest. I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I've kept twenty-six 'doctors' fully employed! ++++++++ FOR SALE - ARLINGTON COURT - ASCOT Bachelor flat - 1st floor. Excellent condition. $1 billion Contact Marilyn 011 630957 Land Line: 013 45884 until Sunday morning 27th thereafter Bulawayo 236380 from early evening. +++ WHITESTONE SCHOOL UNIFORMS - SIZE 38 4 DRESSES 4 SCHOOL SHIRTS 2 SPORT SHIRTS 2 RED SPORTS SHIRTS 2 GREY TROUSERS 1 TRACK SUIT 1 ANORAK 1 SPORTS BAG SCHOOL HAT SPORTS HAT PLEASE CONTACT : 091 241 599 OR 76682 +++++ Desperately seeking 1/2 bedroomed cottage in the following areas: Hillside, Malindela, Kumalo, Suburbs, Famona, Burnside Please contact Ian on 011 215 915 +++++++ Wanted: 4 bedroomed house to rent in the following areas: Hillside, Malindela, Kumalo, Suburbs, Famona Please contact Charlene 011 431 592 +++++ FOR SALE - H.C.O. LADIES BICYCLE - SELDOM USED! CAR AND BICYCLE TIRES - VARIOUS COMPUTER - PENTIUM 186, PRINTER - EPSON LX300 SPEAKERS & EXTERNAL MODEM MORRIS CHAIR 2 FOLDING MUKWA CHAIRS HALF-MOON TABLE LEATHER COATS & LEATHER EQUESTRIAN BOOTS e mail: tara@gatorzw.com or phone: 241060 ++++++ VICTORIA FALLS - UNDEVELOPED PIECE OF LAND (BEHIND VIC. FALLS PRIMARY SCHOOL) 1/4 acre undeveloped land with 45000 red bricks. Purchase price available on request. Tel: 013 45884 Cell: 091 937 666 or 011 630957 ++++++ HONDA PRELUDE. Colour: Red Condition: Excellent Engine: 2 Litre (Formula 1 design) Sun Roof and cruise control For more information on price and viewing arrangements in Bulawayo please phone Vic. Falls 013 45884 or cell: 011 630957 +++++ VICTORIA FALLS residential home for Sale 4 bedrooms 2 bathrooms (mes suite with corner bath) Open plan lounge, sun lounge, dining room, and beautifully fitted kitchen with wooden units. Pantry. Study (off dining room) COTTAGE: 1 bedroom, bathroom, open plan lounge and kitchenette (with counter separating kitchenette and lounge area) Both house and cottage face swimming pool with garden feature on one side of swimming pool. Walled and gated with electric fence and gate. Carports for 8 cars. Nice size property in a quiet part of the Victoria Falls residential area. For more information and purchase price please phone Vic Falls 013 45884 or cell: 091 937666 ++++++ HOUSES FOR SALE BURNSIDE Brick under corrugated iron. Split level home on approx. 1 acre. Rocky outcrops making for an interesting and pleasing garden. 3 bedrooms. Guest bathroom (includes shower) sep. toilet. M.E.S. Main bedroom has dressing room and glass doors leading to small balcony. Modern fitted kitchen with oven & hob leading to dining room which has glass doors to small patio leading to spacious braai area and gazebo with beautifully fitted bar. Sunken Lounge (open plan with dining room) with jetmaster fireplace. Carpeting upstairs. DOWNSTAIRS has a second lounge (or entertainment area) with fitted bar, jetmaster fireplace, toilet and shower. Study or music room. This property has lovely green lawns as a result of a borehole . Lovely swimming pool, 3 lock-up garages. 3 Domestic quarters. Outside security lighting Outside room which has soundproofing for recording if desired. For details on purchase price and other information plus viewing arrangements please phone 013 45884 or 011 630 957 or 091 937 666 +++++++ MILIBIZI FISHING LODGE FOR SALE There is a fishing Lodge in Mlibizi Lake Kariba which is 1 1/2 hour drive from Victoria Falls and 4 hours from Bulawayo. The following is the information on 'KALLA UHUNGWE' (Call of the Fish Eagle) Beautiful Lodge situated on the banks of Lake Kariba for sale. This beautiful lodge commands a direct view of the lake. It is a shoreline stand measuring 5105 sq mtrs. It has easy access to both the Zambezi river and the lake. Full tar road from Victoria Falls 180 km away. The lodge has a fitted kitchen which is fully tiled. Open plan bar with a solid teak bar. Four bedrooms. Two with bathroom on suite. Two with bathroom and shower on suite. All bathrooms fully tiled. All rooms, kitchen and bar fitted with fans. OUT BUILDINGS: Three bedroomed Domestic Quarters with shower, kitchen and toilet. All under brick and asbestos. Approximate size 40 square mtrs. Laundry and storeroom under brick and asbestos. Approximate size 30 square mtrs. OTHER FEATURES: Electric power supplied by ZESA. Water pumped direct from lake to two x 7 000 ltr tanks. Outside braai area and swimming pool. This lodge has recently been completed. It has an established garden with palm trees and numerous banana and fruit trees. Excellent tiger and bream fishing. The lodge is equipped with eight beds, all linen, refrigeration, cutlery and cooker. PONTOON: Size: Length 7.5 metres Width 3 metres Constructed of 3mm sheet plate. Aluminium floor; corrugated iron roof with insulated ceiling. Two x 25 H.P. long shaft outboard mariner motors. Centre steering console. Glass fibre toilet. Shower and stainless steel wash basin. Fitted cooler box. For further information on this well situated Lodge and purchase price please phone: 013 45884 or 091 937 666 or 011 630 957 or Byo 236380 after 27/11/2005 +++++++++ ITEMS FOR SALE 4 x Electric Blankets @ $ 250 000 each Addis Plastic Garden Suite (6 Chairs & Large Table) @ $ 4 000 000 Wrought Iron Garden Suite @ 3 000 000 Xmas Tree With Decorations & Lights @ $ 600 000 Set of Bowling Woods in Case @ 250 000 Kiddies Addis Plastic Chair & Table @ 200 000 Black & Decker Food Processor @ $ 4 000 000 Black & Decker Mixer with Bowl & Stand @ 2 000 000 Guitar (6 String) in Soft Case @ $ 5 000 000 Magazine Rack @ $ 150 000 Small Lockable Writing Bureau @ $ 1 000 000 Empisal Sewing Machine in Cabinet @ $ 25 000 000 Misc. Vases & Silk Flowers Misc. ornaments Misc. Pot Plants & Pots Contact Mrs. Clarke on 67844 Bulawayo +++++++++ ITEMS FOR SALE Creative 4.1 Speaker System with Sub Woofer For Computer @ $ 3 000 000 (normally sells for $ 8 000 000) Leadtek WinFast AGP GeForce FX5700 3D Video Card For Computer (256Mb with Video In & Video Out