MORNING MIRROR EDITION 149 10 AUGUST 2005 +++++++++ ADVERTISERS !! PLEASE MAKE A DONATION FOR YOUR ADVERT PLEASE MAKE A CHEQUE TO "DATVEST" AND LET ME KNOW AT "magskriel@mac.com" A fund has been established at Datvest to assist pensioners with their medical needs. For further information contact magskriel@mac.com. Donations to Edith Duly Nursing Home are also most welcome. Edith Duly has several "Special" patients who are afforded a large amount of assistance with their monthly costs. ADVERTISERS -- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR DONATIONS !! Donation Fund open to inspection. PLEASE DO NOT PHONE MY HOUSE. ONLY E MAIL QUERIES WILL BE DEALT WITH ON magskriel@mac.com ++++++++ IN THIS EDITION 1 ADVICE FROM MY KIND OF DOCTOR 2 SMALLS - NOTICES 3 MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 4 THOUGHTS 5 CONGRATULATIONS 6 CONDOLENCES 7 TIDBITS +++++++++ Advice from my kind of Doctor Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? ------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! +++++++++ NOTICES PERFORMING ARTS BULAWAYO The American mezzo-soprano Barbara Fusco gives a recital with Jeanette Micklem for Performing Arts Bulawayo on Tuesday 23 August at 7.30 in the Robert Sibson Hall, Zimbabwe Academy of Music. Booking at Meikles. Barbara has chosen a marvellous programme that ranges very widely and pays tribute to her native land as well as including several popular favourites. The first half has arias by Handel including Ombra mai fu (perhaps better known as "Handel's Largo"!), Oh, had I Jubal's lyre and Lascia ch'io pianga, songs by Schubert (Death and the Maiden, To Music and Fr hlingsglaube) and a French group including Faurs Lydia, Chausson's Le Charme and an aria from Massenet's 'Werther' before ending with arias from 'Carmen'. After the interval the emphasis is on America with songs by Samuel Barber, a selection of Copland's delightful 'Old American Songs', spirituals (My Lord, what a morning, Deep River and Ride On, King Jesus) and ending with musicals - I feel pretty, I could have danced all night and more. Barbara is a frequent concert soloist and has performed throughout the United States, South America, and Europe. She recently returned from a concert tour of Paris which included performances at the Madeleine and Notre Dame. She has sung roles with the Center for Contemporary Opera, Opera on the Sound, and the West End Opera Company whilst her orchestral appearances include the Charlotte Symphony Orchestra, the Adirondak Festival at Saranac Lake, the Brooklyn Philharmonia, and at Alice Tully Hall under the baton of Robert Craft. She has also recorded Stravinsky's "Les Noces", "Persephone", and "The Rake's Progress" with Robert Craft and is also a featured soloist on several recordings produced by Musica Viva of New York under the direction of Walter Klauss ++++++ INNS OF ZIMBABWE LOUIS TRICHARDT Attention All Zimbabweans ! Enjoy discounted accommodation throughout our country and South Africa* with an Innsider Benefit Card * with our Inns and Affiliates and subject to availability . Purchase or renew your card NOW and get a chance to win Z$ 100 Million !* *offer valid July to October 2005. Email : info@innsofzimbabwe.co.zw for more details and conditions. ++++ Car Needed: I am desperately looking for a car since mine was stolen. I would ideally like a 323, Sunny or a Ford. Please contact Danalyne on 091 240181 +++++++ This makes for an interesting read girls, take note..... Spread it! Do you wear bra for the whole day and even at home? I think we should go bra-free after reading this articles. It's a message to your health. Please pass this to all female friends you know. I think it's important to be aware. For years, a lot of articles with regards to the causes of breast cancer point to an unhealthy diet and lack of exercise as the major links to this disease which happens to be the biggest killer among women during these last two decades. These studies would have been almost credible if it were not for the fact that several women including Linda McCartney who have been religious vegetarians and exercise-freaks have also been unfortunate in suffering breast cancer. Perhaps the most convincing article I have ever read with regards to this matter is one which links breast cancer to the wearing of bras.in the " Bra and Breast Cancer Study " in the United States, it was discovered that women with breast cancer had a history of sporting tighter and longer bra-wearing than did the women who had not ( yet) developed the disease. In fact, virtually all of the cancer group wore bras over 12 hours When a woman wears a tight bra, she subjects her breasts to pressure,closing off the lymphatic pathway from the breast to the nodes. This causes fluid build-up, swelling, tenderness and cyst formation.Toxins must be flushed out via the lymphatics. However, a bra-constricted breast cannot adequately perform this cleansing process, resulting in toxin accumulation in the breast.Truthfully, bras are creating droopy, weak breasts...the breast relies on the bra for artificial support, the body loses its ability to support the breast by itself. This is why many women feel uncomfortable without a bra. What is the solution to breast cancer then? DON'T WEAR A TIGHT BRA! And maybe sleep without them. There is a remarkable success rate for recovery from ibrocystic breast disease within 10 days to two weeks of going bra-free. Many women have tried going bra-less And recorded a miraculous improvement in their health! Bra-burning is no longer a feminist issue...it is now a battle between life and death.We should make others more aware of the hazards of wearing...please pass this e-mail on to everyone you know! The truth will set you free! ++++++ MUSIC Broadway Hits & Musical Bits @ Reps Theatre (to 13 August) Organ recital by Walter Klauss @ Anglican Cathedral (13 August) Organ recital by Walter Klauss @ St.John's Cathedral, Bulawayo (16 August) Barbara Fusco & Jeanette Micklem @ Robert Sibson Hall, Bulawayo (23 August) Barbara Fusco & Jeanette Micklem @ Harry Margolis Hall (25 August) FINE ART 'Black and White' @ Gallery Delta (to mid-August) 'Eyes of 4 Men' @ Bulawayo National Gallery (from 28 July) "Kutatarika/Struggling" @ Mutare National Gallery (opens 5 August) 'Small Works' @ Gallery Delta (opens 16 August) 25 Years of Collecting @ Bulawayo National Gallery (opens 18 August) Exhibition @ Studio Gallery (opens 27 August) +++++++ Craft Crazy Beading workshops for the ladies and teens! Many of you will know Jules Hendry and seen the beautiful costume jewellry that she wears.. well she makes it all herself! So here is your chance to make some of your own!! Below is a list of what is available. Please come in to the shop and book or let Cher know that you would like to attend, 011-424375 or you e mail me on at home@mweb.co.zw . The cost for each workshop is $20 000 then you pay for the materials that you choose, we have some inexpensive plastic beads as well as some classier glass beads. So the choice is yours. Please book early as we have limited spaces and if the interest is high we can work on a few more dates. For the teenagers Mon 15th August - 2.30 - Keyrings, necklaces and lariats ( coloured thread and bead necklaces) For the ladies Thurs 11 August - 2.30 - keyrings, necklaces and lariats. Mon 29 August - 2.30 - Wire choker +++++++ REFLECTORS ON CAR DOORS The AAZ has queried the need to have red reflectors on car doors, as was rumoured in recent weeks, with the Vehicle Inspection Depots in Bulawayo and Harare. Both VIDs have confirmed that there is no legal requirement to display red reflectors on the shut panels of vehicle doors. (What would happen about those old cars that had "suicide" doors opening the opposite way!) Despite this we have received reports of motorists being 'fined' by the police for not having these reflectors. In one instance in Harare the ticket issued for the alleged offence turned out to be for throwing litter from a vehicle... In another case near Gweru the motorist was asked to pay a $300 000,00 fine but, on protesting, $100 000,00 was accepted. Not surprisingly no ticket was issued. There is also often confusion surrounding the requirement for red reflectors to be displayed at the rear of the vehicle. Again VID have confirmed that no additional red reflectors are obligatory if the ones built into the tail light lenses conform to the legal requirement - which is "an area of not less than 1000 sq mm or, if circular, a diameter of 35 mm". Every vehicle constructed in the last 20 years at least has built in reflectors which meet these requirements. Two white reflectors of this size are also required to be displayed at the front of a motor vehicle. Be advised, however, that the law in South Africa is different and vehicle reflectors in that country have to comply with SABS standards and, in many instances, have to be added even if the reflectors in the tail light lenses are of the required size. AUTOMOBILE ASSOCIATION OF ZIMBABWE (MATABELELAND BRANCH) +++++ GUITAR FOR SALE Ibanez 6 string acoustic guitar for sale as new Z$6 000 000-00 Tel. Bus. 72805 011 204 722 +++++ BABY ITEMS FOR SALE : 1 X BABY PRAM 1 X BABY STROLLER (PUSH CHAIR) 1 X BOUNCING CHAIR 1 X STANDING MOBILE OFFERS ? PHONE 66715 (WORK - 8.00 AM - 5.30 PM) OR 282691 (HOME - AFTER HOURS) +++++ WANTED Ladies bicycle in good condition and trampoline that can be fitted into the ground. tel: 091312933 ++++++ 12 cubic feet Capri fridge $4,000,000-00 1 teak bed base $3,000,000-00 6 seater lounge suit $12,000,000-00 2 x air o space single mattresses 1 x 14 cubic feet Marquette chest deep fridge $15,000,000-00 plus various electrical goods and other things Please contact Craig 211477 ++++++ "I am interested in purchasing the old-type satellite dishes installed in residences in Bulawayo. If you would like to sell I am prepared to offer your $1,000,000.00 (One million Zimbabwe dollars) for each dish. We undertake to remove it, clear up the area once it is removed, and not to do any damage to the property in the process. Please contact Pete Abbot or Gail Rix on the following Bulawayo Telephone numbers: Office : Bulawayo 230601 or 230956 Home: Bulawayo 230070 - evenings Mobile: 011611302 " +++++ Clerical position required in the afternoons. computer literate, cash sales, secretarial skills e mail duvetdown@yahoo.com ++++++++ FOR SALE: 2 100 gallon Plastic Water Containers with tap each $2,800,000.00 1 6ft X 3ft White Plastic Table with 8 stacking chairs $5,000,000.00 1 Large Asbestos Dog's Kennel $2,500,000.00 1 Small Asbestos Dog's Kennel $1,500,000.00 1 Sony 21" TV $6,000,000.00 1 Philips Electric Hot Tray $3,000,000.00 1 Philips Teflon Electric Wok $2,000,000.00 1 Aftron 12 cup Electric Coffee Machine $1,300,000.00 1 Snackwich Electric Toaster $1,000,000.00 1 Fondue Set $500,000.00 1 4.5ltr (6 bottles) White Horse Whiskey $2,800,000.00 1 2ltr Johnny Walker Red Label Whiskey $1,300,000.00 Complete Course Cordon Bleu Cookery Books in 4 cases $3,000,000.00 Complete Set of 17 large and small Time Life International Cookery Books $3,000,000.00 Please phone 011-215463 +++++++ POSITION OFFERED TO: CAREGIVER/COMPANION A really special person is needed to look after a very precious elderly dad. Live in position - all living expenses and remuneration offered. Would suit ex farmers wife or widow, preferably with nursing experience. Interests to include cooking, baking, gardening, and must love animals. Must be fit and able to drive, have a drivers licence and a valid passport. Please contact P Bristow on bristow@mweb.co.zw or telephone 086-22332 work or 086-22465 home, or fax 086-22434. ++++ by popular request, WAYNE RADUE & BULAWAYO THEATRE CLUB PRESENT : "BEAUTIFUL MEMORIES" "a musical song and dance down memory lane" September 29 & 30 + October 1, 2005. A gala evening will be held in aid of ZNSPCA (National SPCA - Umbrella body and co-ordinator of all SPCA's in Zimbabwe) with a cheese & wine welcome and fun spots/prizes during the show on Saturday, 1/10. ZNSPCA and Anti-Hijack Trust will be sharing the proceeds of a raffle to be drawn at the Gala Evening - great prizes to be won! Watch MM for further details..... ++++++++ FOR SALE LARGE 4 MAN TENT, ONLY USED ABOUT 3 TIMES IN GOOD CONDITION VARIOUS POWER TOOLS.DRILLS, ROUTER, COMPRESSOR, WELDING MACHINE 2 SETS OF COMPUTER TOOLS BRAND NEW SCREEN CARD SAVAGE 4 , 300MHZ RAMDAC WITH GAMES FOR COMPUTER MEGA MEMORY WITH 9 TAPES NEW COFFEE PERCOLATOR VARIOUS POT PLANTS , BEGONIAS, FERNS, SABI STARS PHONE 240210 ( TO VIEW AFTER 5 PM) ++++++++ THANK YOU TO LIZ OF FLORAL CHIQUE FOR HELPING ME ON MONDAY 1ST AUGUST WHEN MY BAG WAS STOLEN . IF ANYONE FINDS MY DOCUMENTS , SA ID BOOK, POST OFFICE BOOK, MED AID CARD AND OTHER ITEMS THAT WERE IN MY BAG I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF THEY COULD HAND IT INTO BYO CENTRAL. ++++++++ VERY URGENT SPCA APPEAL I AM DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR A NEW HOME. I AM A STUNNING GOLDEN RETRIEVER TYPE DOG WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF "RUSTY". MY PREVIOUS OWNERS NO LONGER WANTED ME AND I WAS CRUELLY ABANDONED IN THE MATOPOS NATIONAL PARK. I AM EXTREMELY AFFECTIONATE AND GENTLE AND APPROXIMATELY 15 MONTHS OLD. I AM PARTICULARLY FOND OF LADIES AND CHILDREN AND WOULD MAKE A LOYAL FAMILY PET. I WOULD LOVE SECOND CHANCE AT A HAPPY HOME AFTER MY RECENT ORDEAL AND APPEAL TO ANYONE WHO IS ABLE TO TAKE ME TO CONTACT BERRY AT THE SPCA ON 66578 / 66593. PROMISE TO LOVE AND PROTECT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOREVER. "RUSTY" ++++ Treadmill (preferably an industrial treadmill in good working order) Push Chair (preferably dark plain colour) Car Chair Camp Cot All the above should be in good second hand condition. If anyone has any of the above, please phone Debbie on 78462-3 or 66893 (8am to 4.30pm). +++++ Is your son or daughter having difficulty with A Level Mathematics, Physics or Chemistry? Do the A Level classes contain 30 students rather than 10? Classes this size do not allow for much individual help. If so, I can coach your son or daughter in the above subjects, having had 35 years experience teaching these subjects. I take only one student at a time, which ensures that the student has individual attention and help. I also offer computer courses in MS Windows operating system, MS Word word processing, MS Excel spreadsheet, MS Access database, MS Project Project Design, desk top publishing, AutoCAD computer aided design, MS Outlook Express e-mail, Internet browsing and search, Corel Draw, Corel PhotoPaint graphic design and digital photography. Please contact ColRose Consultants and ask to speak to Colin. Phone: 231698 Cell: 091 353 817 e-mail: colrosec@mweb.co.zw ++++++ NetConnect - Bulawayo's very own Internet Service Provider* NetConnect was established in 1999 and has since grown into a renowned ISP offering email and internet connections to home and business users. * NetConnect offers website access for those users who are out of the country. This allows you to download your Zimbabwe account, read your mail and respond, just as if you were sitting at your home computer station. * The internet speeds are good and consistent - NetConnect is the only ISP in Bulawayo with a direct satellite downlink. * Customer care is considered important. * Subscriptions are available on a quarterly basis, securing a flat price for three months. * Pensioners get a 10% discount. * All email is scanned for viruses. A firewall gives you security. *For all your NetConnect enquiries contact Stephen, Sheeba or Hlengiwe on Tel 09 61718 / 889422 / 61637* *Or pop into AfriNet - The Bulawayo Centre's internet cafe ++++++ SUPPORT GIRLS COLLEGE, BULAWAYO Support Girls College and purchase a wonderful Girls College Scenes Screensaver! Price $150 000 - you can purchase direct from the school payment office or place an order at screens@gctech.co.zw Girls College can also design and package your own screensaver. If you would like a personal screensaver for your family or friends with your own design or to advertise your business apply with your details, for a quote to screens@gctech.co.zw +++++++ Hall ideally suitable for private functions of up to 80 people, available for use. The hall is centrally located in Hillside and includes a kitchen with serving hatch, toilets and secure parking. Chairs and tables are available if required. The hall may also be reserved for regular gatherings, subject to availability. Enquiries and reservations may be made through Mrs. Di Francis on Cell 091 366 384 or Tel. 61236/7. ++++++++ We are needing a home with a granny flat/cottage, tennis court and borehole. Our contact details are ; Danny Friend - 011 403 699 At home - 241955 ++++++ The 8th Hillside Cub Scouts and Beaver Scouts are appealing for donations of any old camping equipment for their use, particularly cups & plates, pots & pans, mats, rope and tents. Any donations supporting the training of the young boys in bush skills would be gratefully accepted. If you have any such items, please contact John FitzPatrick on Cell 091-250-126 or 245877 (evenings) to arrange collection. +++++++++ WHO WOULD YOU VOTE AS THE MOST CIVIC MINDED PEOPLE OF THE WEEK ? This week I vote for BRETT N.- always there whenever you need him ......... Thank you Brett Your nominations ? please e mail magskriel@mac.com ++++++++ FOR ALL YOUR WROUGHT IRON WORK, INCLUDING ALL GATES, SWIMMING POOL FENCES ETC CONTACT PAUL ON TEL NOS 76868 / 76842. CELL NO. 011 410186. ++++++++ SHAZ'S for Exclusive Lingerie and Jewellery. I have at last been able to cut out the "Middle Man", go direct to the supplier and am now able to offer you greatly reduced prices. FOR ALL YOU MEN OUT THERE!!!!! Ideal gifts for Birthdays & Anniversaries. Also for Kitchen Teas & Pamper Parties. LINGERIE JEWELLERY This is the "HONEY" Range, brought in from South Africa. Please phone Sharon on 091 316 340 should you wish to come and buy or browse. +++++++ 1 No. Hp LaserJet 3020 Printer, Photocopier and Scanner for Sale (NEW) Contact: 091 236 326 e-mail: bwwds@mweb.co.zw ++++ Looking to rent a 3/4 bedroomed house, secure, in Hillside,Famona,Burnside,Kumalo,Suburbs. We are desperate, as we have a huge leak in the water pipes and it is an open hole that is very dangerous for our 21 month old son, please help us.... hope you can. Tel: Steve 091 346 257 Emma 091 382 441. +++++++ Looking for a mature childminder, must have good references, cooking abilities, preferably no kids if the kids are older then it's ok. accommodation available, wages are as gazetted. If you think it's for you give me a call 091 382 441 Emma. ++++ FURTHER TO THE BROEKIE BRIGADE Well I have to tell you the story, I dropped to my knees with laughter. We had the two elder offspring home for the university vacs and big brother and big sister share a bathroom. Brother was horrified to see the thongs adorning the towel rail and asked sister what on earth they were. 'Undies' she replied, 'They are disgusting' says he, 'wearing those must be like flossing!' Marian L. +++++ All mobile users pay attention if you receive a phone call and your mobile phone displays (XALAN) on the screen don't answer the call, END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY, if you answer the call, your phone will be infected by a virus. This virus will erase all IMEI and IMSI information from both your phone and your SIM card, which will make your phone unable to connect with the telephone network. You will have to buy a new phone. This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 Million mobile phones being infected by this virus in all around the world now. You can also check this news in the CNN web site ++++ Some keys have been found on the road outside L. & L. Mining situated on the corner of Grantham and Coventry Roads, Belmont (by Stanbic Belmont Bank). They have a key ring which says TEACHER'S on them with 4 keys attached. If anyone has lost these keys, please collect them at L. & L. Mining from Reception. ++++++ INSTANT FLOWERS JUST A SHORT WAY UP OLD GWANDA ROAD FOR ALL YOUR GARDEN REQUIREMENTS PLENTY OF HYBRID PETUNIAS DOUBLE AND SINGLE PANSIES SEASONS SEEDLINGS HANGING BASKETS AND SUMMER SEEDLINGS ETC TEL 246328 OR 091302208 +++++ "We have recently been advised that an elderly man has supplied a money collection box to a certain shop in town and claims that he is from SOAP (Supporting Old Age Pensioners) and is collecting the money on their behalf. He collects the box on a monthly basis, empties it and then returns it. We have no knowledge of who this man could be and would like the public and business owners to be aware of the situation should he approach them. He may even have a few collection boxes around!!! SOAP's official collection boxes are at : Hillside Hardware Induna Arts Greenvale Supermarket Monkey Grill Busters Sports Club River Cafe Any other businesses who have a 'SOAP' collection box should please contact me on 242455 or 091 322 624 in order that we may arrange collection of any funds. We would like to take this opportunity to thank the Bulawayo public for their continued support in our endeavours to help the elderly. Louise Campbell for SOAP +++++ My name is Salie Goddard and my email address is saliegoddard@yahoo.co.uk Two request. (1) i am travelling to JHB leaving Sat (6th August) morning early and returning to Bulawayo again on Sat (13th August) i am looking for a decent co "Pilot" so as not to travel alone. (2) i have lost my dearest "rock dassie" named April. She was spayed but somehow nature called her away on Tuesday night 26th July, we live in Matsheumhlope and she would have headed for the Matsheumhlope, Fortunes gate and Hillside Hills. If she made it, she would by now be looking for home comforts. All i want is for her safe return to me or at least any news or sightings and even if killed by a car or dogs. +++++ lexkancube@yahoo.co.uk Im looking to buy a 2 or 3 bedroomed flat in the city of bulawayo. will pay cash ++++++++++ Computer Pentium 1 for Sale $ 2 000 000.00 Contact Bulawayo Publicity Association on 60867/72969. +++++ DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY OLD COPIES OF REX TARR'S MUSIC THAT I COULD BORROW TO TAPE. CONTACT 09 230069 011402639 011402805 Cindy G.B. ++++++ Vehicle for King George VI Centre Our old buses are dying on us! We are in desperate need of a long wheel base diesel single cab pick-up in as good condition as possible. We need a long wheel base so we can convert it into a new bus with one of our old bodies - such is the way we will survive! We have a donor in Holland who is prepared to help us out with the purchase of a pick-up. If anyone has such a vehicle or any ideas, please contact Inez Hussey on 230434/5 or 255323. ++++++ Smart maids are a pleasure to look at For 3 piece maids uniforms @ $150 000 each Limited stock to clear Also - your gardener's overalls Worksuits Kitchen suits to order Tel: Mrs Vella (09) 252140 091357926 +++++ Extra Tuition in English & Drama English: Language & Literature up to A-Level Drama: Voice & Speech, Acting, Group Drama etc... Do you need help.... _ preparing for your O or A-level English exams? _ with essay-writing, creative writing, comprehension or study techniques? _ understanding Shakespeare? _ preparing for a role in a play? _ building self-confidence, creativity & skills for performance, public speaking, improvisation & group work? If so, contact me to arrange private or group lessons. Please note I will be away 10th -17th August 2005. I look forward to hearing from you. Kelly Bentley BA (Hons) PGCE Contact: Kelly Bentley 091 368 010/ 241893 (h) Address: 2 Warwick Road, Hillside, Bulawayo. Hourly rate: $100 000 (individual) $80 000 (group) Payment is due one month in advance ++++++++ The Bulawayo Publicity Association would like to advise all passengers intending to travel by train to Victoria Falls/Harare that the NRZ no longer supplies bedding. It is also advisable to take your own toilet paper and soap when travelling by train, +++ WANTED 1 DOUBLE BED & MATTRESS IN GOOD CONDITION. 1 SINGLE BED & MATTRESS IN GOOD CONDITION. CONTACT : 091 241 599 OR 242415 AFTER HOURS +++++++++++ WANTED JACK RUSSEL PUPPY PREFERABLY FEMALE TO GO A LOVING HOME. PLEASE CONTACT CORALIE ON 091241599 OR 242415 AFTER HOURS. +++++++ CRAFT CRAZY HOLIDAY WORKSHOPS FOR AUGUST Please come in and book and pay beforehand - only 20 children per workshop! Sorry to insist on this but we need to prepare - arriving on the day just does not work! We will have supercools, sweet packs and caramel popcorn for the children to buy (less costly than the coffee shop menu) - send the money in a purse for this please. "Nobody's Party" is a new idea - drop your child off to enjoy a theme party, age related and lots of fun! For scrap-booking, bring in some photos to match the theme for the day! There are Scrap-booking workshops especially for the teens - see the end of the page! TAKE NOTE : For the Magic party and Pirate party marked *** . There will be a follow up scrap-booking lesson on the Thursday following. You will have your photo taken at the party and then meet to do a scrapbook page to match! So remember to book for both ( Scrapbook workshop is $60 000) It is not compulsory but highly recommended! Morning workshops - 9.30 - 11.30 Wed 10 - Lariats ( coloured thread &beaded necklaces with Jules Hendry ages 8+) - $ 55 000 Thurs 11 - Greeting Cards (ages 8+)- $55 000 Fri 12 - Nobody's party - "MAGIC SMAGIC" - recommended age 9-11 Includes: Magic show, party eats and make a magicians hat! - $65 000 Mon 15 - Light catcher (any age) - $50 000 Tues 16 - Scrapbooking - "Best friends" - $60 000 Wed 17 - Pot plant - Paint a pot and plant a plant - (age 5 -8 ) $40 000 Thurs 18 - Fabric painted Pillow cases (age 8+) - $90 000 Fri 19 - Nobody's party - " CLOWNING AROUND" - age 5 - 8 Includes party food, face paint and fun with "Casey" the clown. - $55 000 Mon 22 - Beaded necklace and earrings (any age) - $70 000 Tues 23 - Scrapbooking - " My birthday party" - $60 000 Wed 24 - Trendy fabric painted handbag ( any age) - $55 000 Thurs 25 - Peg plaques ( to hang your pictures / photos from - ages 5 -8) - $40 000 Fri 26 - Nobody's party - " PIRATES" age 9 - 11 Includes party food and pirate games and make a pirate mask. - $70 000 Mon 29 - Masks - for ages 5 - 8 - $35 000 Tues 30 - Scrapbooking " My pet" - $60 000 Wed 31 - Tie dye shoulder bag( any age) - $75 000 Thurs 1 Sept - Gift bag and tag (ages 8 +) - $40 000 Fri 2 Sept - Nobody's party " Cowboys and Indians" -age 5 - 8 Includes pony rides, party eats amd make an Indian feather hat - $70 000 Afternoon Workshops 2.30 - 4.30 (Teens are 12 +years) Wed 10 - Teen Scrapbooking: " Best friends" $60 000: Wed 18 - Teen Scrapbooking: "Going out" $60 000 Thurs 18 - Magic Smagic party Scrapbooking $60 000 Wed 24 - Teen scrapbooking: "Summer holiday" $60 000 Wed 31 - Teen scrapbooking " My boyfriend / my girlfriend " $60 000 Thurs 1 sept - Pirate party scrapbooking $60 000 We have left most of the afternoons free for those of you who want to come in and do your own thing! Any time from 11.30 onwards, we have a snack and lunch menu as well as delicious cakes and allsorts of drinks! Don't forget we do birthday parties too!!!! Phone Cher on 011 - 424375 for any queries. +++++ SOMETHING-ELSE ENTERPRISES Anyone interested in stationery for school or office, I have the following available : PVC re-usable book covers A4 Bantex space cases Ass pencils (with eraser on back, ass HB Staedtler, triangular pencils) Jumbo wax crayons Pencil crayons 12 and 24 sets Triangular pencil crayons (for infants) ON SPECIAL Wax twisters Scissors Erasers/sharpeners Click eraser and refills Rulers Glue sticks Clutch pencil leads 0.5mm Pentel superb (green) Maths sets Set squares (45 & 60 degree) Accessible files (red) Post-it flags Stick-it notes (ass sizes) Permanent markers (green & red) Correction fluid (18ml bottle and 7ml pens both with metal tip) Staples 26/6 Memo cube refills Ring reinforcements (pvc) 6 pcs Glitter glue sets Cutter knives (small and medium) Clipboard masonite Give me a call soonest. Debbie 091708432 / 243846 ++++++++ A safe in excellent condition: Height: 44 inches width : 24 inches Depth : 22 inches $26 000000. or nearest cash offer. Contact Arthur e.mail address: jessicabeasty@gatorzw.co.uk Phone number : ( 09 ) 244687 ++++++ *Y*6*Y Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com ++++ JOB REQUIRED A single lady in her fifties is looking for an office job. Has recently left the employ of her previous job after 25 years of running a branch in Bulawayo. Am computer literate in word and have done a course on Pastel. Can do book keeping up to trial balance and some secretarial work along with petty cash, stock, sales etc. and any other admin work. Please contact me on Bulawayo 60040 or 241594. ++++++++ Good day, Am seeking a lift from Harare to Bulawayo on 10th/11th August. Willing to share expenses. Please contact Marie 091384631 Work 888118/9 +++++ (1) AIR CONDITIONERS Carrier 50 TJ 016 180 000 BTV Roof Top Package Unit in excellent condition ideal for office block/ supermarket/warehouse Please contact Guy/Alison on 09- 60319/ 76523/881952/882170/882586 (leave a message) or 09-283407 or sms 011 201 138 (2) Looking for a Nissan Sunny HB12 in good condition Please contact the following numbers 091 306 155 / 023 894 356 / 011 218 941 / 011 221 534 or email stuarts@mweb.co.zw Thank you ++++ FOR SALE 16ft CARAVAN. HAS SINK, KITCHEN, DINING ROOM AND 2 SINGLE BEDS. IT IS NOT A CARAVAN FOR TRAVELLING AROUND BUT RATHER A NEAT HOME FOR 2 PEOPLE TO LIVE IN. PRICE $ 45MILLION. ALSO FOR SALE : FRIDGE , DINING TABLE AND CHAIRS, BATH TUB AND MORE. FOR FURTHER INFO: PLEASE CONTACT ROSE HOUEIX ON CELL 091 414 016 OR TO VIEW 58, CLYDE RD EASTLEA, HARARE. HM PH: 497738 or WK 754556 ext 352. E-Mail rhoueix@olivine.co.zw ++++ Does anyone living in Hillside/Burnside area want to share an excellent gardener, half day but he needs accommodation please. He is really good and reliable. Please can anyone help how do you get squirrels out of your roof without killing them!!!!! Contact Debbie 091708432 / 243846 +++++ I am looking for factory space to rent for furniture and coffin manufacturing. Am willing to pay rent of +/- $5 000 000 per month. legebyo@mweb.co.zw +++ Deep freeze required Upright or chest type deep freeze needed e mail colrosec@mweb.co.zw +++++++++++ "We are looking for a second hand refrigerator. Please contact Linda or Sharron if you have one to sell. Telephone 243059/245855 during office hours." +++++++++ GATE MOTOR REPAIRS, INTERCOM REPAIRS AND DOMESTIC ALARM REPAIRS, INSTALLATIONS AND UPGRADES. TELEPHONE DONOVAN CREMER 011601176 OR HOME 243019 ++++++ +++++ OVER NIGHT ACCOMMODATION: AFFORDABLE RATES (Bed & breakfast or self catering). FULLY EQUIPPED COMFORTABLE 2-BED-ROOMED COTTAGE (sleeps 5/6) Lounge dinning room, open plan fully equipped kitchen with SA vivd tv, private garden with security gate & fence. Close proximity to town email: nhancock49@gatorzw.co.uk Tel: 240086 cell:023408975 Subject: MIKE'S KITCHEN CATERING Delicious Snak trays for all Your Functions We also handle outside catering for weddings, 21sts etc For that function with a difference Give us a call Noeleen & Mike nhancock49@gatorzw.co.uk Tel: 240086 cell:023408975 +++++++++ SEEKING SEEKING MOIRA KENNEDY I lost touch with Moira Kennedy who used to live at Mokombi Estate, Guruvi some time ago and while searching on the internet to see if I could find her I found a mention in your paper. She was Moira Idensohn before she married Johnny. Would you be able to pass on my email address to her and ask her to get in contact if she would like to? I live in Cornwall and my email address is Isabellamacronies@yahoo.com. Julia Berryman +++++++++ DEATHS Munro Beryl Ray, Beloved wife of Alec for 56 years. I will love and miss you always. Until we meet again. 06/02/27 to 31/07/2005. Rest in peace my hilly. Love Alec. MUNRO Beryl Ray, Loved mother of Ray and Louise, grandmother of Wayne and Neil, Ursula and Danni, great grandmother to Skye, Savannah and Jordan, we will love and miss you always, your fight was the good fight, and you are now at peace and with the Lord. MUNRO Beryl Ray, Beloved mother of Johnny and Cheryl,(SA), grandmother to Cameron and Kate. +++++++++++ Gertrude Bristow (Buffy) Mrs B Sadly taken on the 2nd August, will be missed by many. She had such a generous heart to many. She did alot for me in the time l worked for her at National Fencing. Thank you Mrs Bristow for all the generosity and love you gave me. My Sincere condolences to Mr Bristow, Tracy, Jackie, Paul and all the family. Rest in Peace. Love always Carolina dejongh +++++++++ Manning Naran. Kaka Manning Kaka, gone so sudden, and will be missed by many. You did so much for Dipak and Myself. Rest in peace Kaka. Our condolences to the Naran Family Love Dipak and Carolina ++++++++ CONDOLENCES - SINCERE SYMPATHY TO THE FAMILIES OF THE FOLLOWING GERTRUDE (BUFFY ) BRIATOW MANITAL NATHOO NARAN JUDITH MOXON ETHEL DAVES (NEE FROST)