MORNING MIRROR EDITION 138 23 MAY 2005 MORNING MIRROR WEB-SITE http://www.morningmirror.africanherd.com Virex check completed +++++++++ "ADVERTISERS !! PLEASE MAKE A DONATION FOR YOUR ADVERT PLEASE MAKE A CHEQUE TO "DATVEST" AND LET ME KNOW AT "magskriel@mac.com" A fund has been established at Datvest to assist pensioners with their medical needs. For further information contact magskriel@mac.com. Donations to Edith Duly Nursing Home are also most welcome. Edith Duly has several "Special" patients who are afforded a large amount of assistance with their monthly costs. ADVERTISERS -- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR DONATIONS !! Donation Fund open to inspection. ++++++++ ROY BENNET IS STILL IN JAIL !! http://www.pachedu.com http://www.pachedu.com/message.htm Visit: www.freeroybennett.com Email: info@freeroybennett.com +++++++ IN THIS EDITION 1 THE SWITCH 2 SMALLS - NOTICES 3 MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 4 THOUGHTS 5 CONGRATULATIONS 6 CONDOLENCES 7 TIDBITS The Switch ... This is a heads up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion. It was two years ago when I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish. Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T shirts. What could they do to me next? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs. I hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them! This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS. PS: I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. +++++++++++ NOTICES SOLAR COOKING DEMONSTRATION (the LAST SATURDAY of EVERY month) SATURDAY, 28 MAY 2005 METHODIST CHURCH GROUNDS MAIN STREET/11th AVENUE 9.00 am Come and learn how to cook using THE SUN as the power source. SAVE on your electricity/gas/paraffin/wood. Demonstrations can be given in Ndebele or English. Your hostess this month will be PAULINE and ALICE With rising costs, we have been forced to increase the cost of the Cookit to $20,000 (for a cooker, two high temperature cooking bags, recipe booklet, instruction leaflet and solar cooking manual). Even that is a bargain today ! STOP PRESS! We shall be demonstrating on SUNDAY 29 MAY at SCRUFF?S DOG SHOW (Horse Arena at the Trade Fair grounds) And at ART IN THE PARK (Lower Hillside Dam) For further information contact Morag Stone 286154 Jill Miller-Cranko 241274 (evenings) ++++ FLEA MARKET SAT. 28 MAY 2005 HILLSIDE WI HALL 78 CECIL AVENUE 08.00 am - .1.00 pm SECOND HAND GOODS, CLOTHING, PLANTS, JAMS, PICKLES, BOOKS ETC TABLE BOOKINGS PHONE : SANDY LINDER - 241277 +++++ Another way in which you can help yourself by helping others. ABILITIES Workshop, for the disabled is a registered Welfare non profit organisation. Abilities employs 82 mentally and physically handicapped, disabled people. ABILITIES produces Chalk, Crayons, Burglar Bars, Wood and Metal School Furniture, repairs and services Wheel Chairs and carries out Welding Jobs and small Carpentry and Metalwork contracting. ABILITIES also have the capacity to TO REPACK and LABEL goods for factories and other businesses. State Welfare Funding has been reduced dramatically and ABILITIES needs YOUR work to sustain themselves. Please help ABILITIES if you can. ABILITIES 25 Trojan St (access off 23rd Ave.) Next to Ingutsheni Hospital Belmont, Bulawayo Tel/Fax: (09) 467884 091 308614 abilitie@acacia.samara.co.zw Contact: Mrs Armstrong +++++ THE ROTARY ANNS OF BULAWAYO SOUTH IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE BULAWAYO FLORAL ARTISTS present A FESTIVAL OF FLOWERS TO BE HELD IN THE CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION, HILLSIDE ON SATURDAY, 4 JUNE. 2005, AT 2.30 PM. SHIRLEY SMITH AND THE GIRLS' COLLEGE ORCHESTRA WILL BE PLAYING IN THE CHURCH FROM 2.30 PM ONWARDS. There will also be Art and Craft stalls in the grounds and tea will be served under the trees. ENTRY WILL BE BY DONATION ++++++++ ?The Task Is Not Finished? ? BULAWAYO SOUTH COMBINED CHURCHES SERVICE ? Praying for the Nation Saturday 28th MAY at 8.30 a.m. Church of The Ascension, Hillside (Cnr. Leander and Kent ) ?The Race Is Not For The Swift But Those Who Can Endure? Christians Together For Justice and Peace Bulawayo Mission Statement ++++++++++ IN THE PARK I would be most grateful if you would advertise the upcoming 'Art in the Park' fund raising event scheduled for Sunday 29 May 2005 at the Hillside Dams. This is a Rotary Club of Bulawayo initiative, supported by the 4 clubs of Bulawayo, and has been running for a few years now. Aimed at raising money for various charities in and around Bulawayo whilst raising awareness and appreciation of our wonderful Art heritage. Unortunately last year's event was not held and we are aware that sadly this year's event is clashing with 'Scruffs'. We sincerely hope that the visitors to 'Scruffs' will come along to our event too as we will be open from 10am to 4pm! Exhibitors will include various Artists/Craftsmen who will contribute part of the proceeds of the sale of their product to Rotary. Entry to the event is by 'donation' and we can assure the public that these monies will be put to good use to uplift the quality of life for the needy recipients. Fun activities have been scheduled to run over the course of the day including a 'Survivor' style obstacle course for the younger, more energetic visitors, Boy and Girl Scouts, Sea Cadets and 'Security' in attendance. Lunch, teas and refreshments with be available in a 'carnival' atmosphere. We hope to make the day thoroughly enjoyable for the whole family...so we would ask Bulawayans to please support what we hope will continue to be an exciting annual event. Sincere thanks Lesley Williams Chairperson Art in the Park Committee. ++++++++++ SCRUFTS DOG SHOW 29 MAY AT HORSE ARENA TRADE FAIR GROUNDS 9.30 FOR 10.00 STALLS, LOADS OF FOOD, IF YOU NEED A STALL CONTACT LIZ WALKER ON 78015 ++++++ THE ROTARY ANNS OF BULAWAYO SOUTH IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE BULAWAYO FLORAL ARTISTS present A FESTIVAL OF FLOWERS TO BE HELD IN THE CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION, HILLSIDE ON SATURDAY, 4 JUNE. 2005, AT 2.30 PM. SHIRLEY SMITH AND THE GIRLS' COLLEGE ORCHESTRA WILL BE PLAYING IN THE CHURCH FROM 2.30 PM ONWARDS. There will also be Art and Craft stalls in the grounds and tea will be served under the trees. ENTRY WILL BE BY DONATION ++++++ BULAWAYO FLORAL GROUP - Our next meeting will take place on Wednesday 1st June 2005 at 2.30pm in the Church of Ascension Hall. Madeleine Zangel will be demonstrating "Direction." Exhibitors Titles are - "Sign of the Zodiac (to be named)" and/or the "Triangle (mass)." Entrance is $500 and tea & coffee will be served. Come along and enjoy a relaxing afternoon and have fun with flowers! P.S. I would also like to thank the "Concerned Citizen" who highlighted the thoughtlessness of parents who don't keep their children safely seated when travelling in the car. It has been a great bugbear of mine for many years and it gives me the absolute horrors to see youngsters standing on the front seat of a car or standing free in the back of a pick-up. WAKE UP, parents - surely a child is the most precious gift on earth so why risk losing your most precious possession? ++++++ MY FAIR LADY PRESENTED BY BULAWAYO THEATRE CLUB 17 MAY TO 28 MAY BOOK AT BULAWAYO THEATRE. DONT MISS THIS TIMELESS FAVOURITE +++++ Verity Amm Centre Coronation Complex Queens Road Bulawayo A.G.M. Thursday 23rd June 2005 3:00 PM ++++++ Mr. Moyo the headmaster of Riverside Collegiate situated at the corner of Leander Ave / Limerick Rd. (70, Leander Ave.) Hillside, Bulawayo. Tel.246371 is seeking some charming ladies who would give up an hour of spare time in the mornings( even one morning a week would be of enormous help ) to listen to and correct if necessary, the children reading. The children are handicapped but are enthusiastic, buoyant and eager to learn and would welcome new faces in there lives. It would of course be a labour of love as like all schools RIVERSIDE COLLEGIATE is very short of funds. The children are taught the basic necessities of life, also basic woodwork, art, cooking and gardening. Anyone who may be leaving, or anyone who would like to donate any items which would be of use to the pupils to learn these arts would be received with welcoming grateful hands. CHILDREN'S BOOKS,(PICTURE READING AND EXERCISE) PAPER FOR DRAWING, PENCILS, PENS, PAINTS ,RULERS, RUBBERS, TOYS ANYTHING AT ALL IN THAT LINE. COOKING UTENSILS AND GARDENING EQUIPMENT TOO. ANYTHING IS WELCOME. MR MOYO ON 246371 WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU. OR I CAN BE REACHED ON 245815 MY NAME IS VAL EVANS IF I CAN BE OF ANYMORE HELP, I TOO WOULD WELCOME YOUR CALLS.. THE CHILDREN REALLY NEED US . THANK YOU ++++++ Petra High School Presents ISIGODLO SAMAKHOSI Performing Arts Festival (Fashion, Music & Dance Show) 19th, 20th & 21st May 2005 Bulawayo Amphitheatre - 7:00pm Tickets $30 000.00 in advance $40 000.00 at the door Tickets available at Petra High School, Girls College, and Daily Print Please could you let us know what is required of us to get the above onto Morning Mirror. Many thanks for your help. We look forward to your reply. Mizrak Menouta for Isigodlo Samakhosi +++++++ FRIENDS OF BARTLEY BLOCK - The ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING of this committee will take place at Bartley Memorial Block on Tuesday 7 June 2005 at 5 pm. ++++++ SMALLS GATE MOTOR REPAIRS, INTERCOM REPAIRS AND DOMESTIC ALARM REPAIRS, INSTALLATIONS AND UPGRADES. TELEPHONE DONOVAN CREMER 011601176 OR HOME 243019 To View: 43 Burnside Road, Burnside +++++++ STOVE 4 Coil Plate, well cared for Kelvinator stove. Large oven. Has done wonderful service and still bakes beautifully and has lots of life left in it. Too large to fit into new home. A snip at $1 500 000.00 CANOE Indian type canoe and trailer. P.O.A KITCHEN UNITS Tregers Kitchen Units. All metal with mock wood grain finish. Consisting of: 1 x Broom cupboard with adjustable shelves 1 x 4 door, 2 drawer unit 1 x 4 door, 2 drawer corner unit 1 x 2 door corner unit 2 glass fronted wall units. $10 000 000.00 or nearest cash offer. +++++ 1) CLUB 40 OVER LOCKER SEWING MACHINE $3,800,000,00 2) 1989 FORD METEOR, IN EXCELLENT RUNNING CONDITION, SERVICED REGULARLY AT JK MOTORS, Valued at $45,000,000.00 will take nearest cash offer. 3) VARIOUS HOUSE HOLD ITEMS.. FOR MORE INFORMATION, PHONE 281032 ANY EVENING AFTER 6PM BARBARA OR DARRYL.. Also, we are URGENTLY trying to BUY A TRI POD WALKING STICK OR CRUTCHES, for my wife's mom, she is currently using a walker, but Dr Macheka has said she must start using a TRI POD WALKING STICK or CRUTCHES, i have tried EVERY where to buy her one SURGIMED here in Byo and Harare, plus at least 5 other medical suppliers in Harare, no luck at all, no one has any If some one has one for sale, again contact Darryl or Barbara any time after 6pm on 281032 +++++ FOR SALE Single bed, headboard and mattress Side cupboard Linen fold Wardrobe WRS colour TV (51cm) & remote control Digital Satellite decoder 720i multichoice & remote control Philips VCR 296/55 & remote control Satellite dish 1,2m LNB (all with manuals) TV cabinet 3 piece blue draylon lounge suite Cluster of tables Oscillating fan Pouffe 2 door Imperial fridge/deepfreeze Hoovermatic washing machine model 3310 auto-rinse model T4002 Offers invited. Telephone Mrs Clarke 67844 after 2pm ++++ For Sale 2 x female toy pom puppies (white). 6 weeks old and ready to go at $500,000.00 each. Already had first parvo. Contact Iris on 091 413 726 Wanted to buy Looking for girls mountain bike new or in excellent condition. Contact Iris on 091 413 726 ++++ IMMEDIATE POSITION for mature "vegetable"farmer for a 50acre market garden, still in early stages. Own transport to get to work (15min ) from town centre in Helenvale area (behind gvt house) salary/terms negotiable. Please contact Tony 011216673 with thanks +++++ FOR SALE: COMPLETE HOME GYM. IMPORTED, FULL FUNCTION, ROBUST YET COMPACT - SUIT A LADY AS PERFECTLY AS A GENT. GOING FOR A FRACTION OF WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO IMPORT BUT BEST CASH OFFER DOES SECURE. TEL: 245031 or 011 614 940 ++++++ PRIVATE BODYGUARD AND MONEY GUARD I WILL LOOK AFTER YOU AND YOUR POSSESSIONS. I AM AVAILABLE TO DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE SAFELY AND SECURELY IN AND AROUND ZIMBABWE. I WILL RESPOND EFFICIENTLY AND QUICKLY TO YOUR SECURITY CALLS / PANIC ALARM. I AM WELL VERSED IN ALL ASPECTS OF WEAPONS AND COMBAT . I CAN PROVIDE A PRIVATE AND DISCREET SECURITY ESCORT. TELEPHONE JOHN ON 023 232 475 OR HOME 230138 +++ EXTRA TUITION Extra tuition in Junior School English Grades 3 to 7 reading, spelling, comprehension and Grade 7 revision. Please contact Audrey Eley on 09 70137 +++++++++ MMMMMMMM LOVED THAT PIRI PIRI BABY CHICKEN AND REALLY GREAT GREEK SALAD AT BON JOURNEE RESTAURANT IN ROBERT MUGABE WAY....NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT.. +++ Hardly used boy's mountain bike for sale. Make- Raleigh Colour- Blue. Price- ZW$750 000 (negotiable) Contact Megan Grobler. Home- 282428 Cell- 091 365585 Email- gobby@netconnect.co.zw ++++++++ ACCOMMODATION IN HARARE ? Accommodation offered at beautiful B&B in Chisipite. Discounted Rates on bookings of 3 nights or more. Please phone Leslie 04 498141 ++++ SMART MAIDS ARE A PLEASURE TO LOOK AT. FOR 3 PIECE MAIDS' UNIFORMS AT $120,000 Phone Mrs Vella on 252140 or 091 357 926. ? FOR ALL YOUR WROUGHT IRON WORK, INCLUDING ALL GATES, SWIMMING POOL FENCES ETC CONTACT PAUL ON TEL NO?S 76868 / 76842. CELL NO. 011 410186. ? +++++++ AFRICAN EARTHWORKS WITH KIGELIA COSMETICS. This range of locally manufactured high quality products comprise of a range of bathtime products and a comprehensive skin care range. At present the bathtime range consists of Glycerine soaps, Loofah soaps, Exotic bath soaks, Sugar bath cubes and Endangered guest soaps. All in 6 exciting African inspired fragrances: -Zambezi Wild Berry -Zambezi Rain Forest -Marula and Jojoba Oil -Baobab and Tea Tree Oil -Rose Oil and Apricot -Savannah Aloe Not forgetting our unique Earthchild Eau de Parfum. The skin care range is renown for it's Kigelia content. Kigelia is well known as a preventative and cure for sun damage. These products contain highly active natural ingredients from the Kigelia Aficana. All products contain glycolic acid (AHA), which acts as a mild exfoliator to allow better product penetration. They also contain antioxidants vitamins A,C and E. However the main ingredient of the range is extracts from the pulp of the fruit of the Kigelia Tree, which has deep healing properties. It regenerates the skin cells, repairs photo damage and enhances elasticity and tone. It gives the skin even colour and stimulates cell proliferation. The Kigelia fruit is organically grown and hand picked and the pulp is cold press extracted. The range is excellent for treating aged skin, pre-mature aging and sun damage. It is also remarkable in the prevention of sun damage in young skins. It is suitable for young and mature skins. These products are available from: Flora Eley at, Eley Education 5 Silver Oaks 14th Ave/Josiah Tongogara Street Bulawayo. Telephone 66703 Cell 011209949. These products are also for sale at Nduna Arts. I am also looking for persons interested in becoming consultants to market these quality products on a direct selling basis. This is an opportunity to be self employed and earn money on a flexi-time basis. Please contact me on the above telephone number or call in to my office. ++++++ Coffee Shop Breakfasts Light meals Lunchtime Specials Delicious cakes Coffee & Tea small range of Gifts & Crafts Open 8am ? 4pm Mon ? Friday 8am ? 1pm Sat Situated in the basement of Town & Country Supermarket 8th St/Robert Mugabe Rd, Gweru (Opposite Municipal Buildings) Contact Wilna on 054 220279 or 091 268 750 +++++ GEES FRUIT AND VEGETABLES for all your fresh fruit and vegetable requirements call at GEES FRUIT & VEGETABLES 8th between GEORGE SILUNDIKA AND FIFE STREET .We also provide all safari operator requirements . For all you people that want to shop at leisure kindly note we are open on Sundays from 8.30 1200 noon. Call us on telephone nos 67013/68209 fax 68209 cell no 011401334 email manie@mweb.co.zw +++++ Cell Phone's for Sale: Nokia 1100's. Brand New $ 2 000 000. 00 Phone Tracey on 091975540 +++++++ Is your son or daughter having difficulty with A Level Mathematics, Physics or Chemistry? Do the A Level classes contain 30 students rather than 10? Classes this size do not allow for much individual help. If so, I can coach your son or daughter in the above subjects, having had 35 years experience teaching these subjects. I take only one student at a time, which ensures that the student has individual attention and help. I also offer computer courses in MS Windows operating system, MS Word word processing, MS Excel spreadsheet, MS Access database, MS Project Project Design, desk top publishing, AutoCAD computer aided design, MS Outlook Express e-mail, Internet browsing and search, Corel Draw, Corel PhotoPaint graphic design and digital photography. Please contact ColRose Consultants and ask to speak to Colin. Phone: 231698 Cell: 091 353 817 e-mail: colrosec@mweb.co.zw ++++++ TROPICA NURSERY 4 Gibbs Road Glencoe Telephone: 288873 or Cell : 011 806146 We have just received two new consignments of plants and the nursery is bursting at the seams with a huge variety of plants to choose from. Looking particularly good are the latest palms to come in which include Kings, Bamboo, Spindle, Princess, Cataractum, Queens and Seaforthias. Take a little time out to relax and unwind after an incredibly stressful election! We look forward to seeing you and if you have any queries regarding gardening or plants please don't hesitate to ask. +++++ Young lady with 4 years experience in internal sales seeking position.Duties included telesales, manual invoicing and receipting, knowledge of Pastel version 5.4,dealing with customer queries and general office work. e mail kabebie83@yahoo.com +++++++++ TIRED OF DAYS WITHOUT WATER ? HELP IS AVAILABLE !!!!!!!!! WATER SOURCING (FINDING LIFE'S SOURCE) FINDING UNDERGROUND WATER I travel throughout Zimbabwe, no distance is too far. I travel regionally and have done siting in Zambia, Mocambique and South Africa. Contact me : Barend Van der Westhuizen Phone : 04 776470 Pam ( secretary at my wife's Nursery school ) ( We are based in Harare ) Cell : 091 231 039 Barend 091 216 730 Rosy E-mail rosyv@zol.co.zw +++++++ CELL.COM Cellphone & computer sales and services all repairs done by qualified technicians Commission sales Cellphone unblocking & software repairs For sale Pentium I & Pentium II Nokia 3310's Nokia 5110's Contact David Crewe 011 619 281 09 60361 +++++++ OVER NIGHT ACCOMMODATION: AFFORDABLE RATES (Bed & breakfast or self catering). FULLY EQUIPPED COMFORTABLE 2-BED-ROOMED COTTAGE with vivd tv, private garden with security gate & fence. Close proximity to town email: nhancock49@gatorzw.com Tel: 240086 cell:023408975 Subject: MIKE'S KITCHEN CATERING Delicious Snak trays for all Your Functions We also handle outside catering for weddings, 21sts etc For that function with a difference Give us a call Noeleen & Mike nhancock49@gatorzw.com Tel: 240086 cell:023408975 +++++ ?For sale:- 1.) Yamaha PSR 310 keyboard $5 500 000,00 ,2.) Alpina Racing Bike $2 500 000,00, 3.)Mountain bike offers invited. Phone cell 011 430 948 or 70570 +++++++ KIC 263 Litre Fridge for Sale, New, $14 Million. Interested : Please phone Debbie on 78462 - 3 or 66893. ++++++ NIELD LUKAN FAIRSPIRE CIRCLE ( ENTRANCE BY ESKIMO HUT) ZITF GROUNDS TEL 74197 OR 8 15 % DISCOUNT ON CARPETS AND RUGS JUST ARRIVED - BATH SETS LOTS OF LOVELY COLOURS TO CHOOSE FROM, PLAIN COLOURS AND COLOUR/WHITE STRIPES. VISIT US FOR ALL YOUR CARPET AND RUG REQUIREMENTS. BEAT THE COLD THIS WINTER. ALSO VISIT OUR TOWN BRANCH BEING:- RUG AND CARPET BULAWAYO CENTRE (NEXT TO KUMALI) TEL 75003 +++++ Excellent tree cutting service Telephone Mr Hadgit on 023896375 476569 Hajit +++++++ Elderly lady in Suburbs whose faithful old retainer has died seeks a replacement - a middle-aged person, kindly and scrupulously honest, to do housework and very simple cooking. Regret no accommodation available. Please phone 244155 or email rosslyn@netconnect.co.zw. +++++++ I am a single Mom desperate for some short-term accommodation. 3-4 months. If you need someone to house-sit while away or are trying to sell a house and need someone to look after it until the sale goes through. PLEASE. Failing that a small home or cottage to rent. Asian, of sober habits, can get references or my employer will vouch for me or be a guarantor. Contact Shay 091282624 ++++++ Craft Crazy Cnr Matopos Rd \ 18th Ave Phone Cindy on 011-401352 Scrapbooking Zimbabwe Style Due to the prohibitive prices of importing scrapbook material at the moment we have decided to use our own talents and source local material and start anyway! Tuesday 24th May, at 9.30 am. Cost $60 000: "Pretty as a picture" bring in a picture or 2 of a special little girl in your life! Tuesday 31st May , at 2p.m. Cost $60 000 " Birthday Fun" bring in your children's \ grandchildren's\ nieces\ nephew's birthday pics. Friday 3rd June at 9.30 Cost $60 000." By the sea" Bring in your beach pictures. KIDS WORKSHOPS Fri 27th at 2.00 Kid's scrapbooking - " My school photo" Fri 3rd June 2.00 and Sat 4th June at 9.30 choice of photo frames $ 65 000 \ fabric placemats $55 000. INDIAN LUNCHEON - Friday 27th at 12.45 $ 150 000 per head Choice of mutton \ chicken curry with rice, Nan bread, chutney salad, jellabas and pickles. BOOKING IS ESSENTIAL AS PLACES ARE RESTRICTED TO 20 GUESTS!!!!!!! BIRTHDAY PARTIES Our playground is currently being revamped and you can now host your child's birthday party at Craft Crazy and best of all WE CLEAN UP!! BOOKING MUST BE 2 WEEKS IN ADVANCE, WE WILL DO THE SPECTACULAR BIRTHDAY CAKE OF YOUR CHILD'S CHOICE , too many to mention! A craft activity Party packs Party games Pony rides Teas for Adults Quote is offered once you decide what services you require! Phone Cindy on 011-401352 for more information ++++ I am an Indian lady aged 52 seeking financial assistance for further treatment and tests and a possibility of having surgery, as I have a Mitral Valve Prolapse in the heart and these test can only be done at Milpark Hospital in Johannesburg South Africa. I need to raise 40 million dollars for me to get the Rands required. I am kindly asking to anyone out there reading this to please help me with whatever you may be able to offer financially. I will be needing the funds before the end of next week, if anyone wishing to see Doctors letter of appointment and costs, please do not hesitate to contact me on telephone or fax 054-222951 between 8am-12pm Monday to Friday and after 12pm you may contact me on 054-224547. I would greatly appreciate any form of financial help you may be able to offer, as I recently under went a major kidney operation and I am still recovering, This operation was kindly paid for from very good friend who raised money from her church in Switzerland before coming out here in February. May the Good Lord Bless all those who are in a position to help me. Below is my bank details should you want to bank any money into my account. STANDARD CHARTERED BANK MRS. SHAKU DEVA A/C no. 0100260103100 GWERU. Many Thanks Yours Faithfully Mrs. S. Deva. +++++++ SPORTS CAR FOR SALE LOTUS SUPER SEVEN SQUARE TUBE FRAME VERY RIDGED ALUMINIUM PANELLING FIBRE GLASS MUD GUARDS 1500 ISUZU BELLET ENGINE AND BOX FITTED REPLACEMENT CHAMP 1500 ENGINE AND BOX SOUND SYSTEM PANASONIC WMA/MP3 FRONT LOADER SONY EXPLODE 6X9'' 10" SUB AND AMP SOUND COOL NICE BASE. 15" APEX TSW RIMS WITH DUNLOP 7000D 195X50X15 REPLACEMENT 17'' TRIBE OR RIB TSW RIMS AND TYRES YOUR CHOICE. ADJUSTABLE SEATS 50L FUEL TANK. PLEASE SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY! THE TYPE WHO UNDERSTAND THE COST OF ONE IN ENGLAND! AND THE PRICE OF SOME ONES DREAM! CONTACT STEVE 011622806 EMAIL: steve-se@mweb.co.zw +++ WANTED: A two to three bedroom house or semi detached flat to rent for a medical doctor. LOCATION: preferably near Mater Dei Hospital in a quiet area. Contact: Geraldine Accounts-Dept. 240001/6 office hours. ++++ To Rent: A comfortable suburb home also ideal for business premises/lodge. ? Main house comprises of lounge, dinning room, study, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms main en suite, a large enclosed veranda, kitchen and scullery. ? 2 garden chalets each comprising 2 double bedrooms all en suite. ? Double domestic quarters. ? Swimming pool and thatched gazebo. Please phone (011) 210 310, (085) 2200 or leave a message at (09) 231765. ++++ For Sale - 2 x female toy pom puppies (white). 6 weeks old and ready to go at $500,000.00 each. Already had first parvo. Contact Iris on 091 413 726 ++++ Auto Zone - for service like you've never known !! We are a small personalised workshop with excellent customer relationships. We undertake major services, mechanical & auto electrical repairs and maintenance to Mazda, Nissan, Isuzu, Toyota - sedans and bakkies, with the odd Mazda T35 thrown in for good measure! We'll look after your vehicle (and You - of course!) You will find us at No.9 Preston St, Belmont. Tel 64894/881704 ++++++ Please be advised that as of 19 May 2005 Lobels Transport is no longer operational. Please do not send any email to this address, if you have any queries for Lobels Biscuits please use the following: email: byo@lobelsbiscuits.co.zw telephone:+ 263 9 69831-8 fax: + 263 9 69839 Kind regards, Kirsty Fletcher +++ FOR SALE ONCO ITEM ASKING PRICE Nissan Sunny car. 1986 model. Mileage about 90,000 km $40,000,000 Harlequin Warwick natural oak dining room suite $21,000,000 Comprising a rectangular table 108cm x 200cm, 10 chairs - 2 having arm rests, sideboard and server. 2 piece Little Darling set consisting of 1 x 2 division chair $ 3,000,000 and 1 chair. Set of 2 x bedside cupboards made by Mr. Coragem $ 4,000,000 TV cupboard with doors and shelves by Mr. Coragem $ 3,000,000 Pale green Karina Pinelands Spring carpet 3m x 3.66m $ 1,500,000 Over locked with underlay. This is a cut pile. 2 single beds sets @ $800,000 each $ 1,600,000 Samsung Twin Tub washing machine SW T 65 AIP $ 4,000,000 Imperial Fridge KG 2210 185cm high x 60cm wide $ 8,000,000 6 plastic white chairs with cushions $ 100,000 each If interested please contact Avril at Bulawayo phone number 246 134 +++++ Well established Bulawayo Company looking for a PA to the GM. Someone between 30 and 50 years old. Must have all the necessary computer skills, work well under pressure, be totally honest, confidential, willing and reliable, drivers licence required. Please send your CV to gobby@netconnect.co.zw. ++++ More fantastic travel news - Eco Logical Safaris & Travel is now able to ticket Virgin Atlantic Airways. Did you know: Virgin Atlantic Airways and South African Airways joined a frequent flyer partnership! With this reciprocal agreement both Virgin Atlantic flying club members and SAA voyager members will be eligible to earn and burn miles on each carrier! There are common rated fares from BYO/HRE and VFA to London. Contact Eco Logical on: Bulawayo 61189 / 69559 / 888790 Eco Logical Africa - IATA No: 68 2 1008 5 Colin Bristow Adventures - Unique and customised flying safaris Colshar House, 127 Leopold Takawira Ave, Bulawayo, Zimbabwe TEL FAX ANS: + 263 9 61189 / 69559 / 888790 ACC's NO: 68445 flights@netconnect.co.zw management@netconnect.co.zw ecologicalsafaris@netconnect.co.zw Dipti, Bhavna, Nikki, Vruti, Iris, Tendai, Gillian, Sharon & Colin +++++ LOOKING FOR A COTTAGE OR SMALL HOUSE IN GWERU TO RENT..CONTACT NUMBERS ARE 091 301 641 0R 091 211 794 +++++ PASTEL COLOURED (GREEN) PRAM FOR SALE $500000. ALSO LOOKING FOR A PUSH CHAIR IN GOOD CONDITION. CONTACT MELISSA 023896925. +++ I am looking for a mini French/English Dictionary for my daughter, please contact me if you have one, the new ones are very expensive. Jo Grobler Cell: 011-613765 or 71956/7 (W) or 282428 (H). +++++ SPOT CASH for your furniture and smalls. HOLLAND & REDFERN AUCTIONS will inspect, value, agree a price, collect and pay there and then, OR If you're prepared to wait, we'll sell for you on a weekly Wednesday auction where payment to the seller is made on the following Tuesday. Holland & Redfern will consider buying anything - we certainly sell everything and anything from cars, to garden equipment. Phone Colleen Redfern on 011-609 768, or the Auctions 886013/4 +++++ TIRED OF DAYS WITHOUT WATER ? HELP IS AVAILABLE !!!!!!!!! WATER SOURCING (FINDING LIFE'S SOURCE) FINDING UNDERGROUND WATER I travel throughout Zimbabwe, no distance is too far. I travel regionally and have done siting in Zambia, Mocambique and South Africa. Contact me : Barend Van der Westhuizen Phone : 04 776470 Pam ( secretary at my wife's Nursery school ) ( We are based in Harare ) Cell : 091 231 039 Barend 091 216 730 Rosy E-mail rosyv@zol.co.zw +++++ Does anyone have a pay-as-you-go cellphone line for sale? Phone: 233741 Email: sajuda@netconnect.co.zw ++++++ Tenants Sought .. I am looking for one person or a couple - preferably people I know or for whom I can obtain a verbal recommendation, to live in our large double- storey home in Suburbs for a year with option to review the arrangement thereafter. I am seeking a reliable person/s of sober habits. I offer - fully furnished and fitted home with a lovely garden and swimming pool. An excellent maid and gardener. Two dogs (one vicious and will not tolerate other pets.) You offer - payment of monthly rates, one electricity bill and your own telephone calls. Trustworthiness, supply of your own groceries and cleaning materials AND to take good care of our home and carry out small maintenance work around the premises, as and when necessary. For more information, interested persons can call me on +27123469104 or +27824201759 or email westfieldjt@telkomsa.net Lindy Neser +++++++ Position Wanted Pensioner requires employment preferably in the Engineering field. Qualified Fitter and Turner does not mind being hands on in fact prefers to be so. But will consider any job offers that will get me out of the house Contact Email jpevans@mweb.co.zw or 242410 Wifes Cell 091418022 ++++++++ I'm looking for Pat Stirling's e-mail address, I've heard he & his family are now living in the UK? A very hard-working Rotarian & ex-MD of Diesel- Electric. If anyone knows it please can you let me know. Regards Darrell Insley GEFCO UK LTD Tel : 00 44 (0)208 742 4244 Fax : 00 44 (0)208 742 4239 Darrell.INSLEY@gefco.co.uk +++ TENDELE CRAFT SHOP Upstairs in C.H.Naake, Fife Street ( opposite Haddons) Now re-open after being closed for refurbishing and re-stocking. Exciting new range of jewellery, jerseys, hand-made paper, cards, and many unusual crafts. Please pay us a visit. Shop Hours : Mon-Fri. 9.00am - 3.00pm Sat : 8.30am - 12.00 +++++ Accommodation Required. Do you have a bungalow town house ,cottage or Garden Flat that you can rent to a pension aged couple ? We would like 2/3 bed rooms, lounge, dinning room and the normal kitchen, bathroom in Suburbs, Kumalo or Ilanda. Please phone Ron or Judy on Byo 886294 with details. Unfortunately we are not related to Bill Gates... +++++ LIFT WANTED TO MUTARE My grandpa, Robin MacGregor, forwarded me your email address as he says that you are involved in some kind of a newsletter and that you might be able to help me in my search for lifts between Bulawayo and Mutare. I will be staying in Bulawayo between the 26 June and 18 July, but at some stage, my boyfriend and I would be grateful to find a lift to Mutare and back to Bulawayo again. I've got family in Mutare so it would be nice to spend about 10 days there. So if you hear of anyone who will be travelling and willing to give us lifts at some stage during this time, that would be really helpful. Unfortunately we will not have our own transport in Zim and the only decent bus service only travels between Bulawayo and Harare, so we are really relying on reliable lifts to get us back and forwards. If you can help us in anyway, that would be greatly appreciated. Kind regards, Kirsty MacGregor kirstymacg1@yahoo.com +++++ +++++ Looking for scraps of felt or something similar, like worsted material - different colours . Also scraps of cotton or poly cotton for patchwork. I have to start from scratch again!! Tossie McChlery, Tel 61825/75625 (Work) or 245098 (after hours). +++++ Barnes-Munslow: Ashleigh, daughter of John and Felicity, is engaged to be married to Jason, son of Peter and Angela of Cheshire, England. Jason proposed to Ashleigh on the balcony of the Royal Opera House, in London, after they had watched the Ballet, Swan Lake. We are all thrilled and wish them all the best! +++++ THANKS Hi to all our wonderful family and friends, Thank you so much for your overwhelming support. Your love has brought us much comfort and your messages, cards and beautiful floral arrangements were so appreciated. We are going to miss Pat very much but were so proud when we realised the vast number of people whose lives he has touched. He was indeed simply the best husband, father, grandfather, brother in law, uncle ,friend and colleague. Thank you all for your love and friendship, The Keefe Family ++++++++++ TIDBITS "Don't just let your business or your job make something for you, let it make something of you." - Unknown - +++++ "The tree that grows strongest and tallest is also the tree that is exposed to the strongest winds over time." +++++ "The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear." - Herbert Agar -